Reloader #racist niggermania.net

I drove my 86 yr old mother to a doc appointment early this morning. Dropped her off at the portico and swung around to find a parking spot, backed into a spot against the retaining wall and rolled the windows down to catch some breeze while I waited. I have a CCW and a gun vault in the console of my truck, and keep a loaded firearm in there at all times, plus one on my person. I bought a newspaper to have something to read while waiting and was fully engrossed in an article when I hear the truck next to mine beep and hear the locks popup. I glance up and see a brightly clothed nigger and his trophy sow waddling towards the truck. As he's getting in he pokes his head damn near inside the passenger window and says LOUDLY "GOOD MORNING". I glance over at it and nod and go back to the paper. He decides that's not good enough and says again a little louder GOOD MORNING!. I roll the window up and he starts babbling threats and insults and gets frantic in what I assume is some sort of tribal ritual to show force and strength. He finally gets in his truck, still yelling and pulls out, then he parks across the front of my truck, effectively blocking me in, there's a wall behind me, I can't back out to escape and I can't drive away due to where his truck is across the front on my truck.

The console pops open, the vault lid springs up and my hand touches cold blued steel. I wait to see what he's going to do. His door opens he gets out. Cold blued steel is now out of the console and in my hand on my lap. He begins his approach to my truck, cold blue steel is now in condition 1. He's within 3 feet of my window, cold blue steel now only requires 2 ounces of pressure to come alive. All of this is happening out of his view, I never showed him cold blue, never threatened, I simply sat and waited and had already resigned myself to the fact that I was going to have a very long day dealing with law enforcement and lawyers if needed.

I have absolutely no idea why, but the nigger suddenly decided that he had something much more important to do elsewhere and turned around and left. It took me a solid 10 minutes to get my adrenaline and heart rate down. I just knew I was going to have to defend myself with extreme prejudice. Thankfully I didn't. I have better things to do with my time than explain to law officers and DA's why I had to defend myself in such a manner.

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