There's Haiku, the Japanese poetic artform of 3 lines with 5/7/5 syllable structure......and then there are Niggerfied Haikus...which speak for themselves...reflecting the base nigger mind....Enjoy these samples of Niggerfied Haiku...and feel free to add other samples to this Thread...

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(Niggers at Applebee's)

Look out chicken wings!
What? Two dollars for soda?
Psssh. There goes your tip.

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(Niggers in the Crosswalk)

I hear ya honkin'
It ain't changing a damn thing
I'll take my damn time.

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(Unemployment)

All I wanna know
Is nigga where my keys at?
I'm late for.......nevamind

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(Looking at a hotel breakfast menu)

Grapefruit juice, hell yeah!
This is bout to be da shit!
Why ain't it purple?

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(Admiring a Ho at the Mall)

Dammmn, dat girl so fine.
I would beat the breaks off dat.
All up in dat ass.

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(Gettin' High at the Club)

I pop da molly
Sweat like a runaway slave
Where da water ho?

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(Nigger Hillary Supporter on Election Night)

Hill dawg got this yo
See! She done got da most votes!
Da fuck just happened?

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(Nigger Buck in a Hurry)

Wut you wearin ho?
Hit me up when you nekkid
Ain't got time to waste

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(Ghetto Roaches)

Cockroach on my wall
stands waiting with his homeboyz
for insect drive bys

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(Food Stamps)

Food stamp lines slither
as the hungry children wait
for chitlin an' grits

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(Weed)

Fat azz blunt rolled tight
urbanized inhalation
peace comes in 3 hits

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(Drive By)

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat
glass shatters and homegirls scream
exterminated

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(Homegirl)

Lala had 3 kids
before she turned twenty-one
aged before her time

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(Warrant)

The cops came for you
badges all flashing justice
run you damn nigga

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(Sunrise in Da Hood)

Streets dressed in garbage
Nigga smile at the debris
it's beauty silent

Niggermaniacs...add more Niggerfied Haikus!