Quote# 129334

(OP asked if their friend's chronic digestive problems were demonic in nature. Most replies dismissed the idea as superstitious and/or silly. Theresa, however, did not.)\

I have been burping for 13 years non stop except when I go to sleep. I tried everything even got my gallbladder out. Last night in the name of Jesus I casted out the burping demon and have not burped since. So yes there is a burping demon and you can cast it out in the name of Jesus it is a shame as a Christian it took me 13 years to cast it out. Jesus gave us the authority we just have to believe him and do it.

(Cassie too believes in the "burping demon.")

Yes there are burp demons no lie... Have them say the prayer for devine mercy at an adoration chapel then Jesus is the Son of God! Under God's athority ask the demon to tell you its name then strongly command it to come out with GOD's power- but the chapel is most helpful the actual presence of God is in there! As I recall hearing on the EWTN channel the Devine Mercy Prayer Chaplet is said every weekday at 3:00, Lord Jesus Christ's death. It is not a laughing matter do not be fooled it is out to damage . Prayers sent! God have mercy on us all! You may need to try this for a while and lay hands on a Bible or u can in private! God Bless them and you!do not talk to it more than its name and avoid its voices listening to them imitating angels ect.,

Theresa, ChristiaNet 16 Comments [7/15/2017 10:59:27 PM]
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P.E.T.F

Lol

7/16/2017 12:15:53 AM

Dizzy Dream

Does one of these burp demons sound like Barney Gumbo?

7/16/2017 3:52:18 AM

Philbert McAdamia

The Fart Demon attacked me in the elevator last week.
His name was "Broccoli".
Actually attacked the whole carload.

7/16/2017 3:56:32 AM

checkmate

it took me 13 years to cast it out


And the fact that the McDonalds down the street from you, where you've been eating for the past 13 years, closed yesterday and you finally ate something healthy has nothing to do with that. Right?

7/16/2017 5:34:15 AM

Kanna

"You've got to say the spell exactly right."

And these are the same people who object to the Harry Potter stories?

7/16/2017 6:35:47 AM

Anon-e-moose

So how come that 'Prayer' has never driven away Farting Demons?!

I bet you blow off like a good 'un, Terrie the Trumper. At the drop of a hat, you drop your guts. Fart like a docker you do, by the stories I've heard...! >:D

@Philbert McAdamia

The Fart Demon attacked me in the elevator last week


Someone else was attacked by a Fart Demon in the lift of a certain penis extension in New York:



This was before the local elections in May. What happened then. The result in the following month's general election. What's happening over there right now. Coincidence? You decide...! [/UKRAP]

He certainly got pissed on by the British electorate last month; 20% of 'Brexit' being no 'Brexit' at all made him like a pubic hair on a toilet seat: he got pissed off. >:D

7/16/2017 8:23:18 AM

Skidie

After a quickly downed pint you can call me the queen of the burp demons!

7/16/2017 1:45:48 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

Burp demons? The peeps at Gehenna are really lowering their standards here.

Jeeeez did you ever consider going to the doctor to get 13 years of burping under control? 'God helps those who help themselves' is NOT in the Bible, but the spirit of it is there.

7/16/2017 2:36:14 PM

fromdownunder

I have to say that even here, I would never have thought I would read then phrase "burp demon". I must tell this to the hiccup demon.

Norm

7/16/2017 3:51:30 PM

PHIL O'MACEDON

I have it from a well placed source that other vile spirits prefer to be called Flatulence Demons, and they often wait for their next victim in Mexican restaurants. They are called Demonios Flatulertos or Demonios de Viento Roto south of the Rio Grande.

7/16/2017 5:32:20 PM

Titania

Would the demon's name be Sir Toby Belch? It must be the one who attacks me, after drinking a can of lemonade.

7/16/2017 9:13:18 PM

Mister Spak

It there a farting demon?

7/17/2017 4:32:33 AM

Doubting Thomas

Burping demons live in beer.

7/17/2017 9:48:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Philbert McAdamia

The Fart Demon attacked me in the elevator last week.
His name was "Broccoli".
Actually attacked the whole carload.


Farting in an elevator? That's amateur play. Have you ever evacuated an aircraft? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/plane-evacuated-after-passenger-passes-gas/


7/17/2017 9:50:30 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Doubting Tom

There was a guy in the navy who one day emptied an entire drill hall.
We put up those huge wind tunnel fans to thin it out, and that wind
even chased the whole company outside. Except him; he was ordered
to stay and sit it out.

7/17/2017 10:09:48 AM

Mister Spak

@Philbert McAdamia

Did anyone think to bottle it for use on ISIS?

7/17/2017 11:07:44 AM

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