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Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.

In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.

Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.

In a scene broadcast on his own channel, Obinim TV, the bishop says: ‘If you do not like the looks of any part of your body, come to me.

‘What do you want that I can’t offer? If you want big buttocks I can do it for you. If you want big breasts, I can help. If you have a small manhood, I can change them all when I come to the spiritual realm.’

Bishop Obinim, who founded the International God’s Way Church in the Ashanti region of Ghana, has been criticised for his controversial practices before.

In August he was filmed whipping teenagers while accusing them of being sexually promiscuous. He is now facing charges over the incident.

Daniel Obinim, Church and State 14 Comments [7/16/2017 11:36:01 PM]
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Citizen Justin

Filmed whipping teenagers while 'whipping' something else with his other hand, no doubt.

7/17/2017 3:53:05 AM

Mister Spak

It's the African Donald Trump.

7/17/2017 4:06:59 AM

Azereaux

Hey, whatever gets you off, man. Just get consent first.

7/17/2017 6:27:35 AM

Anon-e-moose

So he's possessed by the spirit of Donald Fart: in turn possessed by the spirit of Vlad Putain?!

In Soviet Ghana, pussy grabs you.

7/17/2017 8:49:26 AM

Doubting Thomas

Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.


Why didn't I think of this first?

7/17/2017 9:24:33 AM

Timjer

Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.


Damn, wish I had this superpower. Or at least the power to make people believe I have this.

But somehow I doubt the OP has the former, more a weak version of the lattere.

7/17/2017 9:28:37 AM

Skidie

Kinkey!

Any success with these, hmm... unorthodox practices?

7/17/2017 9:36:56 AM

Demon Duck of Doom

I mean, he's not wrong that rubbing penises will make them grow, at least for a bit.

7/17/2017 2:58:07 PM

Shepard Solus

They really will believe anything, won't they?

7/17/2017 9:14:48 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Ghanaian preacher Daniel Obinim has been filmed performing a ritual where he moves around a room full of men, grabbing them each by the crotch.

In some cases, he will keep hold of their penises and give them a little shake.

Graciously, he also offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them too.
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In August he was filmed whipping teenagers while accusing them of being sexually promiscuous.

Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do

7/17/2017 9:47:51 PM



@Everyone comparing him to Trump


I disagree. He is grabbing men not women. He is possessed by homosexual Trump from another realm!



Just as bad as our Trump tho

7/18/2017 2:58:36 AM

SpukiKitty

Ah! A guy who starts a cult so he can indulge in his perversions without question. It's like an African version of Bubba Free John/Adi Da.

7/18/2017 8:38:55 AM

Thanos6

I think I'll start a sex-centered religion. No whipping. Adults-only.

7/18/2017 7:42:30 PM

Philbert McAdamia

A big 'manhood' AND big breasts, too? Sign me up.
Shit, I'd never leave the house.

7/18/2017 8:03:11 PM

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