A Chicken and an Egg are in bed, enjoying a post-coital cigarette.
The Egg says 'Well, I guess that answers that question, then.'
(Joke taken from the Rosetta Stone) X3
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Nothing like a big Cock to get you up in the morning!
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You'll need plenty of energy via Protein to Choke the Chicken: to obtain more Protein!
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That chicken is a baseball player: When it gets to home base, it hits fowl balls!
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Why isn't that chicken wearing underpants? Because - unlike those men - it's pecker is on it's face!
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What's the difference between a chicken and meat? If you beat the chicken, it'll die.
Moral: The jokes just write themselves, really!
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There is the axiom in P.R. 'There is no such thing as bad publicity'.
But when your own outcome blows up in your own face...!
(See what I mean about the axiom II 'The jokes just write themselves'?!)