(Commenting on story "Bench that Features God Quote from Pennsylvania's Founder Relocated Following Atheist Complaint"):

Oboehner:
There goes those people who claim to simply "not believe" going nuts over it like some kind of religious zealots.

Zampogna:
You can't put items that promote religion in public areas. It's just that simple, why can't you understand that? This is going to crop up again and again and again, and you're going to lose every single time.

Oboehner:
Says who? And what about "cavemen" in public museums? Lose? When did that happen?

Zampogna:
Sorry you are so troubled by facts, but that is what you are up against here. Cavemen belong in museums. And you guys keep losing these battles over and over.

Oboehner:
Sorry you are trouble with a total lack of facts.

Zampogna:
I'm not. Cavemen are in museums, people trying to plant religious figures on public property keep getting shut down. You guys are moths flying into flame over and over. What lack of facts is plaguing me?

Oboehner:
Cavemen ARE mythological religious figures on public property. Are you trying to say your religion is ok to shove on the public?
Lack of ANY proof whatsoever for your religious beliefs, try those facts.

Zampogna:
Wow, just wow.
A visit to a museum would be an eye-opener for you. You could also see the mythical dinosaur skeletons while you are there, and then you could go to the concession for a nice soda.

Oboehner:
Did I say the dinosaur skeletons are mythological or are you throwing out the desperation strawman? Cavemen ARE mythological religious figures on public property.

Zampogna:
Prehistoric men have skeletons too.

Oboehner:
Correction, mythological skeletons. Interesting how we have so many full skeletons of dinosaurs, yet nothing but hoaxes and empty claims of "cavemen" bones.

Zampogna:
What is a "mythological skeleton"?

Oboehner:
mythological: adjective; myth·o·log·i·cal\?mi-th?-'lä-ji-k?l\ - lacking factual basis or historical validity.
skeleton: noun; skel·e·ton /'ske-l?-t?n\ - a usually rigid supportive or protective structure or framework of an organism.
Merriam/Webster

Zampogna:
So what, they BUILT fake skeletons of prehistoric men for the world's museums?

Oboehner:
(silence)