A woman's most sacred memory will always be the time she lost her virginity
Now imagine being married to a woman who shared that moment, that moment where she experienced the most intense emotions of her lifetime and changed from being a girl to being a woman, with another man.
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A woman's most sacred memory will always be the time she lost her virginity
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Not everyone shares your obsession with virginity and sex as a rite of passage.
Considering not only the entire premise of your own label as well as your raging contempt for women, birthing demented fantasies that take lives of their own which themselves branch off and mutate into monstrosities of their own that are absorbed and regurgitated by the rest of your nightmarish brood with even more embellishments that are increasingly Lovecraftian in their distortion of the physical and mental just how the hell do you think you have any credibility in this statement?
Incorrect premise. You're assuming that loss of (technical) virginity was a time that everybody did everything right and achieved a spectacular orgasm. No, not usually; that comes after more practice, and when you've both learned exactly what your partner likes best.
You're agonizing over a "straw coupling". Hint: the popularity of porn comes in part by NOT being like real life.
Um, no, having sex for the first time was not all that special for me nor is it for most women. (I did not "loose" my virginity. I know right where I left if.) Here's the deal, if some girl gets the hots for you and knows you have a virgin fetish, it's pretty easy to fake.
@Kanna
Hint: the popularity of porn comes in part by NOT being like real life.
Ain't that the truth? Things which will never happen in porn:
"Not tonight, dear. Work wore me out and I'm just not in the mood."
"Ow, you're on my hair!"
"I'm sorry honey, I don't know what's wrong with it. Maybe we can just cuddle."
"Oh! Oh! Leg cramp!"
"No! No anal!"
"I'm sorry, I guess I just got excited."
>"I'm sorry, I guess I just got excited."
Followed by sheepishly mumbling, "That doesn't normally happen to me ..."
Edit: And I wish that I could be like a woman and make losing my virginity a fond memory. I can honestly say it was probably the worst sex I've ever had in my life stacked up against my other experiences.
Even the terrible sex I had after my nine-year dry spell came to an end was better than losing my virginity.
"mine was not sacred..it was boring as fuck. He was up there doing his thing and I happened to see my DBZ shirt laying on the floor and though hmm, I wonder what's on the next epidsode and started singing the theme song in my head..."
Off topic...but which theme song? "Cha La Head Cha La"? "We Gotta Power"? "What's my destiny, Dragon Ball"? One of the French themes ("Dragon Ball Zed zed zed..." , "Dragon Ball et Dragon Ball Z" , "March of the Heroes" , that DBZ Scat song etc)? "Rock the Dragon"? The UK/Canadian theme? "Representing the Dragon Ball" (DBZ Specials theme)? And all that's assuming you're not referring to Kai ("Dragon Soul", "Kuu Zen Zetsu Go", "Fight It Out") or any of the closing credit themes.
A lot of virgin girls/women expect it to be so when the time comes, partially due to pop-culture influences... but in reality, it rarely is.
I didn't expect it to be, and it wasn't. But then again I made a pretty in-depth study of sex, sexuality, and sexual politics before I lost my virginity, so I was completely demystified at that point.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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