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Krauthammer has not spoken of the other option: Israel will exact final vengeance on the Palesterrorists. There is only one way to deal with them: bomb them into extinction. Annihilate the savages without mercy. And if the Arabs protest, email them photoshopped pics of their capitals with big, fast-growing mushrooms towering over the buildings.

Dr. Doom, Free Conservatives 38 Comments [7/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Wolight

Oh yes, because photoshopped pics of nukes won't scare them/ make them violent anymore than bombing Palestine into nothingness.

/sarcasm

7/16/2006 3:05:03 AM

ProperJob

I'm not sure pictures of oversized fungi are going to help matters much.

7/16/2006 3:13:08 AM

Papabear

Yeah, that would be so much better than fostering so kind of peace. You know, that love your enemies thing Jesus was said to talk about. Bombing their cities would probably make them love us more so that they wouldn't even think of attacking us.

7/16/2006 3:26:32 AM

NotMe

Doomie! Long time no see!

Ass I said i nthe other one about the Palestinians:

I hope someone kicks Israels ass because they are far worse than the Palestinians.

7/16/2006 4:29:09 AM

Jeremy

And if the Arabs protest, email them photoshopped pics of their capitals with big, fast-growing mushrooms towering over the buildings.

NO! Not over the capitals! LETTER G! NOOOOOOOOOOO...

7/16/2006 4:57:15 AM

Kyle

From politics to science to religion; is there any topic on which Free Conservative's posters aren't completely batshit insane?

7/16/2006 7:41:59 AM

Sandman

Can I get the email address of the Arabs? They owe me some money from college when I let them crash on my couch after that Tri Delta kegger.

7/16/2006 3:18:20 PM

The Meromorph

I'm sure talk of a 'Final Solution' will go down well in Israel...

7/16/2006 4:39:43 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Ah. More racist hatred from Dr. Doom. I wonder if he realizes that he is more than likely dependant of races he considers inferior... Nah.

7/16/2006 9:12:32 PM

David D.G.

Dr. Doom's strategy is a lot worse than that of his namesake in the comics. Nukes would not be such a good idea for Israel to use on the Palestinians; the target is so close that Israel would feel the heat from the bombs itself!


~David D.G.

7/17/2006 8:14:05 PM

Blurb

Irrelevant pissant.

7/17/2006 8:43:29 PM

Talmudian

Genocide by fire.

There's a word for that.

7/18/2006 4:58:53 AM

Redhunter

\"Palesterrorists\"

Ahh the longstanding fundie tradition of inventing words, or inventing new meanings for old words.

And I assume he means 'mushroom clouds' because otherwise, well he sounds like an idiot.....I take that back. He always sounds like an idiot.

7/18/2006 7:40:48 AM

Maronan is Back

And if the Arabs protest, email them photoshopped pics of their capitals with big, fast-growing mushrooms towering over the buildings.


No, I think you've had enough shrooms for now, Doomie.

7/18/2006 10:09:51 PM

Hadanelith

Nukes would be a very bad idea. Ignoring the moral, ethical, and legal issues surrounding nukes, Israel using nukes against Palestine is just MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction). Bad news all around.

7/19/2006 12:23:38 AM

Zipperback

Does anyone else think of Dr. Evil's attempt to shake down the United States (in 1969) with the White House attack scene from the Independence Day when they read this?

7/20/2006 5:16:23 AM

Crosis

<<< I hope someone kicks Israels ass because they are far worse than the Palestinians. >>>

I'm not at all convinced of that. There are plenty of idiots and assholes on both sides, and neither is completely in the right. However, as long as the stated goal of Hamas, Hezbollah, etc. is wiping out Israel completely, I'm willing to give Israel the benefit of the doubt a little bit.

7/30/2006 12:36:50 AM

Big Brother

Well, I have to admit... He is absolutely correct. If they nuke every other nutty nationalistic religious fanatic on the planet, they'll be the only nutty nationalistic religious fanatics left.

12/30/2006 1:01:11 PM

JTR5353

Photoshopped Spam Mail for Jesus award.

7/7/2007 9:05:33 PM

Mike

Yes, let's just destroy the entire planet and the human race! But wait, Jeeebus will definitely protect those from radiation sickness!

7/7/2007 9:27:31 PM

BurntBush

LOL, yeah let's nuke Palestine. I'm sure that Isreal will be protected from the fallout by gawd. Good plan dickweed.

7/7/2007 10:41:48 PM

AC

This one should get some sort of [b]Photoshoppery for Jesus![/i] award.

7/7/2007 11:08:59 PM

AC

Okay, except with better coding. My bad.

I bet this ends up on the second page.

7/7/2007 11:09:52 PM

Tempus

"Krauthammer has not spoken of the other option: Israel will exact final vengeance on the Palesterrorists. There is only one way to deal with them: bomb them into extinction. Annihilate the savages without mercy.

Wow. What an original solution he's come up with.

One could even go so far as to call it a FINAL solution! I can't believe no one has ever thought of solving a problem that way before! Wait, what?

7/7/2007 11:57:08 PM

Deriamis

Originally posted by Dr. Doom

There is only one way to deal with them: bomb them into extinction. Annihilate the savages without mercy.


Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Wait - don't tell me. I'd rather have my ignorance on that subject. And you're supposed to be a Christian! I can see your moral high ground slipping away...if you'd ever had it to begin with, that is...

Originally posted by Dr. Doom

And if the Arabs protest, email them photoshopped pics of their capitals with big, fast-growing mushrooms towering over the buildings.


Bizarre. Should they be afraid someone will get experimental and get stoned off his ass during the Terrible Invasion of the Christian Fungi Attackers? Oh, wait - you probably meant "mushroom clouds". My bad. As if that wouldn't be as bad for us as it is for them.

Dumbass.

7/8/2007 2:10:22 AM
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