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So, mod “A relationship that isn’t built on mutual respect is an unhealthy one” chara! Tell me more about how Asgoriel is on a level with fontcest!

You know, the incest ship that 60% of this garbage fandom obsesses over!

The one that people will make up AUs just to add more ‘content’ to!

The one that the creator of Underswap left social media because of how badly it poisoned their own creation!

The one that basically turned Undertale to 2010s gaming as supernatural is to TV shows!

The one where Sans and Papyrus both are flanderized beyond belief just to appeal to 15 y/os’ sexual fantasies!

The reason this fucking fandom gives no shits about the dozens of other unique characters in Undertale!

Yes, that’s right! All of that is true [give or take on '60%’]!

Now tell me more about how a ship encouraging an estranged couple making amends and getting back together [@nightnurse57 will especially know my point here] is JUST AS BAD as incest, which plenty of poor children out there have been forced into and traumatized by in real life, to the point they have trust issues and trouble functioning at all in social situations?

How Asriel being able to see his parents put aside their past problems and get along again is as abhorrent as two flanderized, gary-stu versions of Sans- from different AUs where the rest of Undertale’s characters may as well not exist- fucking eachother, conceiving and birthing a child, and having that child in a relationship with YET ANOTHER SANS LIKE THE ABOVE?

Oh, but y'know, I guess I’m wrong! fontcest is actually fine compared to asgoriel! How dare a husband and wife that aren’t even legally divorced make up after a fight? [Just kidding, all the above points are right, and you’re fucking stupid. How dare you step on the hands of people trying to have some wishful thinking.]

So, moving on from that; Mod “non canon gay ships are kinky and sinful?” sans!

You seem to be pretty fired up about defending flanderization, mister “asexuality is not a sexuality” aphobic smear on the reputation of otherkin. So tell me-

Just how rare is it to find “fan x celebrity” on pornhub? Hmm? In a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, what’s the underlying theme of Papyrus x Mettaton?

How about “employee x boss’ ex-wife”? After all, that’s what Sans and Toriel are to eachother. Not lovers, just two people that get together now and then to talk about puns. Sans doesn’t even tell her about himself beyond Papyrus, nor does the reverse happen when you consider he doesn’t know who she really is until meeting her in person. If we’re going to put an accurate analogy to this, it’s an online 'relationship’ where neither party actually talks about themself, just events in their lives. That lack of trust doesn’t go very far in real life, let me tell you. I’ve seen plenty of examples.

Oh yeah, and the fact Sans canonically sees Toriel as an 'old lady’. Real surprising how much of this fandom is into cougar chasers!

Side note: “What Im Saying Is The Game Doesnt Ever Mention They Had Sex”. That’s kind of, like, fucking retarded [No, I mean the actual slow-to-process-information definition] to say. If Asgore and Toriel have a canonical, biological child, they had their kind’s equivalent of sex. End of discussion. That is how biology works.

But I’ll be honest here: I skimmed through information about your blog. You cherry-pick ships that the fandom swoons over and aren’t straight up illegal, you support aphobia [also fuck you for that, that’s gross], and your piddly counterarguments are so fucking stupid that when someone like me comes along, all you can do is block me, effectively running away from the debate entirely. Clearly you’d be perfect politicians by today’s standards.

So, unlike @hamsterboy3 said,
I do not agree with your blog as a concept.

Yes, pedophilia shouldn’t exist, but you’re fucking liars about being against character erasure, as you support content that is nothing but it.

I have been banned from sites and games before simply for speaking my mind, and honestly? I do not give a shit, because I actually have the balls to call out idiocy like yours with no filter added.

I do not support you guys, and hating on Asgoriel when you support the likes of papyton and soriel is absolutely disgusting.


I, too, am simply trying to educate- in the way a parent will physically discipline a child that has done something going drastically against the rules they’ve outlined.

If you have any questions or wish to say something, then oops, you cowards already blocked me.

solarphobic, Tumblr 13 Comments [8/13/2017 8:50:18 AM]
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Shepard Solus

You need help. Lots of it, and of many, many varieties.

8/13/2017 9:45:53 AM

Piling On

Well, it's quite a rant, but what on Earth does an Undertale fandom spat have to do with religious fundamentalism?

8/13/2017 9:56:02 AM

Demon Duck of Doom

How is this fundie? Would this make more sense of I knew ANYTHING about Undertale?

8/13/2017 10:08:02 AM

@Piling On and @Demon Duck

He sure is treating Undertale like it's a religion. And you can be a fundie about almost anything, not just religion. And we've had quotes from crazies on Tumblr before that had nothing to do with religion.

8/13/2017 10:21:16 AM

Insult to Rocks

Oh god, fucking Undertale? Again?

8/13/2017 12:55:01 PM


I'm of the opinion that anyone *this* crazy about anything definitely counts as fundie.

But even though I've played Undertale and kinda understands fandom-speak, I still have no idea what the hell this one's going on about.

8/13/2017 1:54:53 PM


Sadly, I know enough fanspeak to understand what this person is saying.

Pretty much, OP is having a conniption over people disagreeing with their ships and accusing somebody of every sin they can think of. Statements of dubious accuracy and blatant inaccuracy are scattered throughout ranting about everything they hate about people disagreeing with them.

Definitely fundie.

8/13/2017 2:57:20 PM


Uh...I was sure this was CH at first, simply because I didn't understand a word of it.

8/13/2017 3:42:59 PM

Dizzy Dream

Where there is fandom, there is also insanity.

8/13/2017 4:33:56 PM


Submitter here. Yes, I do believe fandom idiocy can count as fundie. Undertale is my fandom, so any fandom related BS I submit will probably be from that fandom.

Also, it's not unprecedented. Here are two quotes from crazy Steven Universe fans. Neither of those were submitted by me, by the way.

(yes, i realize the fundie in question also goes by solar. no relation.)

8/13/2017 5:15:01 PM


Gods all save us from Fandom Purity Enforcers. Whatever happened to Your Kink (or headcanon or OTP or favorite episode or whatever) Isn't Mine And That's Okay?

I recently read an essay comparing Fandom Purity to Puritanism. It ended with 'I saw Goody Proctor with the devil and she had a bad Steven Universe headcanon.'

8/14/2017 12:29:28 AM

Mix Master Mikaeus

I'm ashamed to admit that I know just what they're talking about.

And yes, I really dislike fandom purity crusades.

8/14/2017 7:34:59 AM

The Reptilian Jew

8/27/2017 4:50:22 AM

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