cr500af #racist niggermania.net

I just came back from visiting a newly foreclosed and vacated property in a small town nearby. Most times when I get to these properties, the mortgage company has already sent by a property preservation specialist to change the locks, and I always have the keys. Sometimes--as was the case today--I have to force entry and change the locks myself. I keep a kit in my vehicle with the tools I need to break, pick, or drill out a lockset, and I'm legal to do it. So I show up to this property, and as soon as I set foot on the ground, a little wiry old buck starts walking back and forth on the street directly in front of my house pretending to talk real loud on the sailfoam.

Now mind you, there is no house directly across the street, but there are obviously nigger infested townhouses on the block. But this coon chooses to walk back and forth directly in front of my house, ooking and eeking into the phone with all the usual nigger profanity and ebonics. Just my luck, and the house has good quality locksets on both exterior doors, and both are dead-bolted tight. I tried picking the front deadbolt, but the 100 decibel ooking and eeking was distracting. Picking a lock requires a lot of concentration, and I couldn't take my mind off of how I was going to turn and draw my 1911 if the need arose.

So I made sure the other tools were locked in the truck and went to the back door to try there. But then I could no longer hear the nigger, and I was worried about my truck. Unfortunately, I was short on time, and so made the decision to return at a later date to access the house.
The first picture is of the coon walking down the street--it finally decided to go away when I got back in my truck. The second picture is of the nigger infested town-houses across the street on the same block. Note the trash all over the yard, and the obligatory pit bulldog tied up to a fence in the sun with a rope. Stupid dirty niggers!

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