The Fact That Women Exist and Won't Have Sex With Us Is The Cause Of Our Suffering
If they would all just disappear our lives would be much better.
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@hydrolythe : They think that if women didn't exist, then they wouldn't think about sex at all, and their problems would go away. I'm pretty sure that for most of them, this wouldn't really work. It also wouldn't help much with their non-sex-obsession issues, which are many.
"If they would all just disappear our lives would be much better."
No, not at all, because your real problems have nothing to do with women or sex; your real problems aren't between your legs, they're between your ears.
No, no, no.
See, there are over 3 billion women on the planet who won't have sex with me. And I'm not suffering. So your 'cause' is not a fact.
Your obsessing about women AND your sour-grapes approach to blaming women, that's your problem.
Incel: Women. If they would all just disappear our lives would be much better.
Djinn: Okay, your first wish is granted.
Incel (some time later): The Fact That Chads (men with SMV of 9 or 10) exist and Won't Have Sex With Us Is The Cause Of Our Suffering. If all the #9 and #10 men would all just disappear…
Djinn: Your second wish is granted.
Incel (some time later): The Fact That Chads (men with SMV of 7 or 8) exist and Won't Have Sex With Us Is The Cause Of Our Suffering. If all the #7 and #8 men would all just disappear…
Djinn: Mom was right, i should have been a truck driver. Okay, your third wish is granted… Now there’s only you 1 through 6 on a 10 point scale men. You wanna wish now, or should i come back after Saturday night?
Confused?
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