get away! You are only a person being used by the devil! Jesus will over come!
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What a lineup of supporters... Jerry Falwell, Chuck Colson, Pat Robertson...
Teehee. I always get a warm fuzzy when I think about the inherent contradiction of these fundies supporting the Republican Party, which is the party of lowering government regulation of trade and business, not increasing. It's like both sides made a mutual pact with the Devil.
Yeah, read that in a public toiled yesterday.
What makes a person want to sprout this shit (and in a shithouse, too, if I may add) is beyond my understanding.
I guess, everything lives. Gauss. *rolls eyes*
living4Nothing: Jesus is an imaginary friend, like Casper. Get real, get a life, then fuckoffanddie!
O.o ...one of the most satisfying experiences in my life was going up to a teen-aged acquaintance shortly before leaving the church completely, sticking my thumbs in my ears, wiggling my fingers, and chanting 'oogabooga I am the devil'. Her response was much like this one, a shouted 'get away, Jesus save me'... except she followed it by running face-first into a nearby wall and knocking herself out cold. Gotta love being a disillusioned gothpunk in a small-town church youth group.
We'll obey authorities no matter how they act??! What is this, the Hitler Youth??! *dodges tomatoes thrown due to Godwin*
Watch out, these are Christian Warriors on BattleCry.
If you dodge, they will simply switch to Battle Stance and hit you with an Overpower.
</WoW geek>
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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