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Chad Has an Idea

Chad stared dully at his computer screen from 2 inches away, sprawled out on his chair with his erect 12-inch penis out. Unable to locate his favorite porn site (xxHamster, was it? or was it RedBox? Maybe PornHut or PizzaHub?) and with his smash session with his six bitches still 45 minutes away, he was in dire need of some stimulation lest he fall victim to a thought.

A wide grin spread across his perfectly symmetrical face, revealing his straight, strong, sparkling white teeth. The skeleton of an idea was beginning to take shape.

With noticeable glee and a booming, throaty chuckle, he looked with intense concentration at his keyboard as he typed a query into his Bing search bar, using his index finger to press each individual key. At its completion, the search read simply, "rw\incel.com."

After clicking the linked auto-corrected search, he directed the cursor to the top link and smashed his left mouse button with the full force of his muscular right forearm, his grin turning malicious as he pictured the entertainment he would soon be basking in. Quickly scanning the Reddit page, he clicked a random topic (it made no difference which one) and immediately started typing in the comment area.

Sweat poured down his furrowing brow as all his concentrative powers went into the process of one-finger typing his passionate, eloquent, ingenious composition. The post came into great fruition and he mashed the mouse button, sending out the comment through a process of networks and cables Chad couldn't even begin to contemplate.

He laughed aloud now in boastful contempt of his vanquished opponents as he read his venomous, sharp, earth-shattering rebuttal:

"dis is y u ar incels,,"

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