Women are the illuminati.

1) Illuminati love to control everyone with money. Women demand loads of money to marry them.

2) Illuminati manipulate everyone's minds. Women manipulate men's minds. Master manipulators.

3) Illuminati have very strong but very stupid survival instincts, that kill them in the end. Building bunkers, always buying land on high-grounds, hiring guards, etc. Then all of that fails because there is no love or kindness in their world. Women only want to date "Bad guys" because they think he will protect them. Then all of that fails because there is no love or kindness in their world.

4) Illuminati want to look good, especially by making others look bad. Buying rich shiny cars, expensive objects, etc, is their way of "looking good" while making everyone else look poor. Women always want to look good too, while blaming men.

5) Illuminati want to destroy this planet with war. And women want to destroy this planet by destroying the DNA of mankind by only fucking aggressive stupid bad guys.

6) Illuminati are insane and cannot be reasoned with. Women are insane and can't be reasoned with.

7) Illuminati are master planners, manipulating everyone in secret with each other. Women have women's magazines... (lol). Same thing.

8) Illuminati are evil. Women are evil.

Hope that helps!