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A few years ago the wife and I were planning a Christmas party and wanted two stereo's for music in the whole house. I didn't want to buy another so we decided to rent one. Called the store and set up delivery for 6:00 on a weeknight. Traffic stinks in the DC area so we were 10 min late. Buckwheat ( a 6.5' nigger) is waiting in the truck and had an attitude. I told him to chill out and headed for the house. He said he needs to see where we're putting the equipment, I tell him sure but I need to let my puppy out first. He stops in his tracks and axes " you gots a dog?" I told him "yea she's a pup".

Ok he's fine so I open the door and out of the dark blasts a 3 month old Doberman. She was jet black with her ears taped up with white tape and looking to play. Buckwheat screams O LAWDY JEBUS!! and turns to run. Well, he forgot about the waist high evergreen bush blocking his way to the truck. He slams head on into it and is now bent over assuming the classic prison position. Sasha sees this and thinks he wants to play so she's jumping up on his back giving him some love. Now he's screaming at the top of his lungs ( LAWDY!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!). The more he screams the more she wants to play.

I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen and start laughing my butt off. I finally drag her off of him and take her to the back yard. When I get back he's bent over trying to catch his breath and I'm still wiping tears from my eyes. He finally looks up and says " man when you gots a dobaman you don't tell people you gots a puppy you tell them you gots a dobaman!). I said sure, just go get the stereo. I ask him as he was leaving if anyone ever tried skipping out with the rental goods. He said " no, if they do the company sends him out to get it". Not that I would steal anything , but I told him " well you won't be coming back to my house caus l gots me a dobaman. Guess what. He didn't come back to get the stuff

Capt, Niggermania 2 Comments [9/9/2017 3:35:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

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ScrappyB

So basically you're a thief who stole the rental equipment because the guy wouldn't come back to get it because he was afraid of your dog. And I bet you call black people criminals.

9/9/2017 3:53:25 AM

Elie

Honestly, it would be sweet justice if the black employee went back to collect and brought along Animal Control so that they would take the dog away from this asshat.

I wouldn't want a dog to be raised in such a hateful household.

9/11/2017 12:11:21 PM

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