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Taylor Swift
Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is a liberal seductress/harlot/nominal Episcopalian degenerate who supports same-sex "marriage" and rejects the lordship of Jesus Christ.

Swift was born in Reading, Pennsylvania, moved to Wyomissing, to a stockbroker and a stay-at-home mom. Swift moved to Nashville as a young teenager to seek entry into the occult.

The Cult of Taylor Swift
The Cult of Taylor Swift is a false religion reaching its way across the United States of America and the rest of the Western world. It is based on the presumption that the acceptable moral teachings are against the Lord Jesus Christ and for pornography, lust, fornication, paganism, self love, drunkenness, and also rejection of Biblical truths and sound Scriptural doctrine. Taylor Swift is the evil demonic agent responsible for this utterly atrocious exercise of feminism and socialism.

History
The end of morality of America was birthed on December 13, 1989, and this began the irreversible trend of utter moral decay and decadence in the United States of America. Taylor Swift, cult extraordinaire, would begin to sweep up the same sheep who buy iPhones, iPods, iPads, and other similar liberal products.

Central Beliefs
A tolerance of homosexuality, alcohol use, immorality, self love, and a rejection of the truths of Protestant Christianity are the central beliefs of the ideology fueling the Cult of Taylor Swift. Christianity is the source of morals for Western society, and the complete erosion of these are the necessary jumpstart the Cult needs to start its evil. Swift was raised in the Roman Catholic Church which staunchly promotes Roman paganism including worship of the Saints and of the Virgin Mary under the guise of Christianity.

The Rev. William H. Grimes, New Testament Baptist Church 16 Comments [9/9/2017 9:34:53 AM]
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The Angry Dybbuk

There is no such thing as a "Cult of Taylor Swift." Doesn't exist - at least no more than for any other singer.

...or, if it does exist, the only members are you and all the guys who sound like they're your socks.

9/9/2017 9:55:26 AM

Skide

Well, fuck your protestan christianity then, something tells me it has little to do with the saner lutherans.

9/9/2017 10:19:19 AM

SpukiKitty

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS ANTI-TAYLOR SWIFT FETISH AMONG FRUMS?!

9/9/2017 10:38:23 AM

Malingspann

Grimes: "And yet my dick keeps going hard whenever I think of her! Stupid dick!"

9/9/2017 10:44:13 AM

Lucilius

He keeps typing, but all I hear is the sound of his furious fapping.

9/9/2017 11:01:00 AM

creativerealms

I don't think there is a William Grimes. I think he is James.

9/9/2017 11:02:33 AM

Philbert McAdamia

/nominal Episcopalian degenerate

I'm not in the Nominal Episcopalians, is there a regular degenerate one I can join?


... the acceptable moral teachings are against the Lord Jesus Christ and for pornography, lust, fornication, paganism, self love, drunkenness, and also rejection of Biblical truths and sound Scriptural doctrine.

Sounds good to me! All the above, but, hell, drunkenness, I'll drink to that.


... sheep who buy iPhones, iPods, iPads, and other similar liberal products.

And computers, Dave? Oops, I mean "Bill".

9/9/2017 11:16:07 AM

SomeApe

Sounds good! Where can I sign up?


9/9/2017 1:31:35 PM

Kanna

So far, the only people I have EVER seen that I could consider to be cult followers of Taylor Swift have been fundie preachers. I guess for that kind of personality, something to hate and also lust after is just as good as something to worship.

9/9/2017 2:20:52 PM

Chloe

She's an Episcolian?

9/9/2017 2:31:31 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

What, no mention of her being a succubus, her flesh melded into the perfect female body by Satan himself?

9/9/2017 2:36:03 PM

Thirddrop

At least, unlike a lot of Bapos, he knows he's a Protestant!

9/9/2017 5:53:54 PM

Anon-e-moose

Just keep proving that you love Taylor Swift more than your 'Lord', Billy Grimy & The FAIL Jimmy Wilcum.

You know the only possible way you can prove me wrong.

But then, you'd have to replace her with Elvis Presley. He was very liberal about where he put his dick: even when he was married.

Makes him far worse than Ms. Swift: does it not...?!

The Cult of Elvis Presley; his apologists: including Jimbo.

Enjoy your Hypocrisy paradox.

9/9/2017 5:54:24 PM

KingOfRhye

Apple devices are "liberal products"? How is any product "liberal"?

9/9/2017 8:11:16 PM

Piling On

@SpukiKitty

Exactly what I was going to say (well, minus the Yiddish).

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS ANTI-TAYLOR SWIFT FETISH AMONG FUNDIES?!

9/10/2017 3:42:41 PM

Titania

Taylor Swift again. I used to think she was a little too clean-cut for my musical taste, but the way all you fundies go on. . .I'm beginning to take her side, if not love her music.

Keep fapping over her. . .wanker.

9/10/2017 10:00:53 PM

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