Quote# 131496

Caught two Fly's fucking in my bathroom. Even the worst species on the planet have more sex than me. IT'S OVER.

HothOurYou, /r/incels 24 Comments [9/10/2017 3:37:27 AM]
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Grey Rook

Yes, and it's your fault. Not society's, not women's. Yours.

9/10/2017 3:42:44 AM

HS

Are they going into bestiality now? I really don't want to know his this "soul-shaking encouter" at the bathroom continued.

9/10/2017 3:52:33 AM

breakerslion

"Caught two Fly's fucking in my bathroom."

Am I the only one that imagined him bursting through the bathroom door shouting, "Ah-HA!"?

9/10/2017 4:35:03 AM

pip

It's ironic but I couldn't give a flying fuck about your sex life.

9/10/2017 4:58:28 AM

Salami

Wait, flies are even worse than tapeworms? The MRSA virus? Salmonella? Ebola? Leucochloridium (basically a flat worm that invades a snail's eyes and enslaves it-- don't google this if you don't want to see snail body horror)? I can go on and on but you see the point.

Also, fly sex is really shallow compared to human sex. Mostly because its only done in response to the natural drive to reproduce and not for pleasure or romance. That and flies don't feel emotions (to my knowledge) so they don't get any satisfaction from screwing Chad the Fly or anything like that. So there's really nothing to be jealous of.

9/10/2017 5:03:13 AM

Kanna

Jealous of insects. And just when we thought you couldn't get any lower.

9/10/2017 6:18:18 AM

Thinking Allowed

@ Kanna

I'm sure they will find a way.

9/10/2017 7:28:47 AM

commonbloodysense

Why don't they just kill themselves instead of complaining that they are going to kill themselves

9/10/2017 8:02:25 AM

heleninedinburgh

Even the worst species on the planet have more sex than me.


The worst species on the planet? Without flies (maggots eating rotting flesh so that it doesn't mount up), humans couldn't survive. Flies, on the other hand, could get along fine without us.

9/10/2017 8:15:19 AM

Swede

If sex is all they want, why don't they just f**k each other?

9/10/2017 8:17:17 AM

Prager

@Grey Rook

Spot on!

9/10/2017 8:45:47 AM

Lucilius

Have you tried fucking flies? Your sick ought to be almost big enough, though you may be a little intellectually intimidated if the female fly figures out how to get through an open window.

9/10/2017 9:11:49 AM

Lucilius

And, of course, you will still have to compete with the better-looking and more personable male flies. So I guess you're right, you should just give up.

9/10/2017 9:15:09 AM

Pink Jackboots


9/10/2017 9:17:58 AM

The Crimson Ghost

It's a shame you're not a fly, so I could flatten you with a flyswatter.

9/10/2017 9:21:14 AM

Anon-e-moose

You wish you were Andy Schaftafly.

Who has regressed so far back, the only way he can ever get any sexual gratification is by fucking insects, his needle dick is that microscopic.

And even then, the female flies say 'Is it in yet?!' >:D

9/10/2017 2:42:32 PM

Skide

Either kill them or leave them alone, just stop gawking, you miserable fuck.

9/10/2017 4:04:50 PM

Citizen Justin

"Hey man, I'm the FLY! Bzz! Bzz! Bzz!"

9/10/2017 5:01:04 PM

creativerealms

Intel's are the worst species on Earth. I know they can't be human.

9/10/2017 7:48:13 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

You're just jealous because the fly's dick is bigger than yours.

9/10/2017 8:55:52 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

Even the flies have better personalities.

9/11/2017 12:16:26 AM

Doubting Thomas

And the only reason you can't get laid is because you're uglier than a fly.

9/11/2017 8:18:08 AM

Bimaac

Please let this be a Poe or troll post.

9/13/2017 11:06:56 AM



There are mites in your eyelashes. They're fucking. You're not invited.

9/13/2017 12:01:35 PM

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