Caught two Fly's fucking in my bathroom. Even the worst species on the planet have more sex than me. IT'S OVER.
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"Caught two Fly's fucking in my bathroom."
Am I the only one that imagined him bursting through the bathroom door shouting, "Ah-HA!"?
Wait, flies are even worse than tapeworms? The MRSA virus? Salmonella? Ebola? Leucochloridium (basically a flat worm that invades a snail's eyes and enslaves it-- don't google this if you don't want to see snail body horror)? I can go on and on but you see the point.
Also, fly sex is really shallow compared to human sex. Mostly because its only done in response to the natural drive to reproduce and not for pleasure or romance. That and flies don't feel emotions (to my knowledge) so they don't get any satisfaction from screwing Chad the Fly or anything like that. So there's really nothing to be jealous of.
Even the worst species on the planet have more sex than me.
The worst species on the planet? Without flies (maggots eating rotting flesh so that it doesn't mount up), humans couldn't survive. Flies, on the other hand, could get along fine without us.
And, of course, you will still have to compete with the better-looking and more personable male flies. So I guess you're right, you should just give up.
You wish you were Andy Schaftafly.
Who has regressed so far back, the only way he can ever get any sexual gratification is by fucking insects, his needle dick is that microscopic.
And even then, the female flies say 'Is it in yet?!' >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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