Got home from watching the game today. As I pull into my lot, I spy a couple of coons working on their shit mobile on the street, which sits right below my lot. I park and can't help myself; I have to watch a couple of monkeys fucking a football.

Looked like they were trying to remove the battery. They had about half a dozen toolboxes spread around for the job. They were beating on the wrench with a 3 pounder in an attempt to loosen, what, 9/16 bolts? Jeez. One actually got up on the engine for better leverage. Saw sparks flying! It was just too much. As the title to my post says, Bufcoonery.

Niggers aren't good for anything.