Quote# 131578

Yah sent Harvey on Friday night -- the beginning of the 7th day shabbat as outlined in the 4th commandment of every Bible in this United States of America.

And, according to this chart, Irma made landfall as the 7th strongest storm of all time:

Yahshua is trying to tell the Body of Christ in America to STOP breaking the 7th day shabbat.

From Friday sundown to Saturday sundown we, as followers of Christ are:

1. NOT to do any work.

2. Not buy and/or sell

3. Not make anyone else buy and/or sell.

We are supposed to use Fri night to Sat night to:

1. Pray,
2. Praise and worship Messiah Yahshua
3. Gather with friends and family to study the Bible and pray and fellowship
4. Eat really good food
5. Go on nice hikes
6. Enjoy His creation -- looking at the beautiful world he has made
7. Take a nap, rest, relax!!!

Shabbat is a blessing for those who observe it and it is COMMANDED for any follower of Christ to do!

trumpsupporter, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [9/12/2017 10:38:17 AM]
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Malingspann

Reminds me of the show The Nanny:

Sammy (Ray Charles): "Why do all the Jewish holidays start at sundown?"

Fran Fine (Fran Drescher): "Because God realized that to wear sequins before 5 p.m. is gauche!"

9/12/2017 11:39:59 AM



This just made God seem so much worse

9/12/2017 12:05:36 PM

Skide

You do whatever you want but fuck off the toher people and their ability to function during the wekend. That`s your autocratic faith in a nutshell: I can`t do something so I`ll make everyone else suffer as well.

9/12/2017 12:21:36 PM

checkmate

7th strongest storm of all time


Of all time? Really? All time? The 7th strongest storm in 14 billion (14,000,000,000) years? Or just the 4,5 billion (4,500,000,000) years of the earth's history?

Or do you mean since 1973? You know, all time.

9/12/2017 12:27:33 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

Yah, sent Harvey Friday night with pizza and beer.

Um, kosher pizza and beer.

9/12/2017 3:19:06 PM

Anon-e-moose

So the FBI, CIA, NSA, and US Armed Forces are supposed to completely shut down for 24 hours, purely for the sake of your fee-fees... er, I mean your 'God's sake?

So even if North Korea doesn't have nukes, you want the film "Olympus Has Fallen" to be a documentary, fartsupporter...?!

Even the most ultra-Orthodox rabbi in Golders Green wouldn't care about an Eruv, for the sake of "London Has Fallen" not to become so.

Strange then, that we don't have any hurricanes: and London is as 24/7 a city as it gets.

9/12/2017 3:32:47 PM

Churchy LaFemme

So Christians have been doing it wrong for the last 2000 years?

By your logic, we'll all be on our own on the Sabbath, as all fire, police and hospital staff will be off praying? Do you want only non-Christians to be staffing emergency services? Or are you planning on using a variation on pikuach nefesh, where physicians are required to work in order to save lives? Non-life-threatening situations can just wait?
What about the cleanup from Harvey and Irma? Does that stop for 24 hours as well?

In orthodox households, cooking was considered work and forbidden. Food was prepared before Friday sundown and just served on Saturday. Is there going to be an equivalent to the shabbos goy for members of the Body of Christ in America?

9/12/2017 5:55:35 PM

checkmate

6. Enjoy His creation -- looking at the beautiful world he has made


In other words, watch porn.

9/12/2017 6:31:18 PM



Carmen Welker? The vitriolic loudmouth that even other Messianic Jews don't like?

9/12/2017 7:42:40 PM

Prager

I've fixed trumpsupporter's list. :-)

Do these four things to improve the quality of your life:
1. Eat really good food
2. Go on nice hikes
3. Enjoy the beautiful world
4. Take a nap, rest, relax!!!


9/12/2017 11:20:26 PM

Swede

Of every Bible in this secular United States of America, with separation of State and Church?

Nope, from what I've read, Irma was the strongest storm that has ever been recorded. You'll have to search for your precious 7 somewhere else.

So, cooking and hiking are not work?
When Sweden was a mandatory Christian nation a hundred years ago or so, people sat on a chair all day during Sabbath, and only ate cold food.

9/12/2017 11:55:58 PM

The Crimson Ghost

Like I'd ever take a Stromtrumper seriously.

Fuck you & fuck your stupid restrictions. I'll never understand why anyone would choose to live their lives according to social constructs that were written 4 millennia ago. Things change, & with the way these idiots react, one would think they would be terrified of electricity & running water.

And since I am not a carrier of the christian Mind Virus, I can safely ignore all of your bullshit & continue, like normal, with going to the movies & doing what I damn well please on Friday nights.

9/13/2017 6:26:55 AM

Azereaux

Yep. Pissed me off with the "[insert divinity or force here] is judging [disaster site] by sending [disaster] for [thing I disagree with]". And this time it's a stupid thing. People can't even agree on which day to use, and that's in the same umbrella of faiths.

Piss off, you obnoxious prick!

9/13/2017 6:28:47 AM

Chloe

I'm pretty sure the hiking would be considered work if you need to drive to get to the trailhead. Isn't there a rule that you can't go more than x feet as well?

9/13/2017 3:12:54 PM

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