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Preceding His second coming, Jesus said there would be wars and rumors of wars, natural disasters, and signs in heaven. All of these things seem to be meeting striking a fulfillment in the conflict going on right now between North Korea and the United States of America. North Korea has been conducting missile tests and now claims to have a nuclear bomb. Prior to that there was the Great American Eclipse followed by Hurricane Harvey. Then, a huge fire broke out in Los Angeles! Learn more by watching this video!

Bible Flock Box, Youtube 12 Comments [9/13/2017 2:21:58 AM]
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Hasher

At what time in history have there not been wars, rumors of wars, disasters and signs in the "heavens"?

9/13/2017 3:38:34 AM



This shit happen like every week.

9/13/2017 5:11:26 AM

Kanna

Hurricanes every year? Check.
Eclipses somewhere or other? Check.
Wars and rumors of wars? Check.

Same old same old. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

9/13/2017 6:18:11 AM

Swede

Jesus also said he would come back within the lifetime of his disciples. You've missed it.

Haven't people calculated that there have been something like five years of peace in recorded history? And natural disasters have always happened; the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, Vesuvius erupting, the volcano that erupted and made the Dark Ages actually darker, the Tunguska blast, etc.

Where were you during the Cold War? That was a longstanding conflict going on between US and Soviet.
The US has also done missile tests and have nuclear bombs. A case of "It's Ok when WE do it", right?

Why would Jesus care about three things happening in the US? He's a Middle Eastern Jew; he'll probably come back somewhere in Palestine.

Learn more by study what happens in the rest of the world, dearie. How about the floods in Bangladesh, the fires in Portugal and the drought in sub-Saharan Africa?

9/13/2017 6:34:59 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, this is the only time in history we've had wars, rumors of wars, natural disasters, or eclipses.

9/13/2017 6:54:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Swede

Why would Jesus care about three things happening in the US?


Because America is God's own country as foretold in the bible (somewhere). Besides, God and Jesus are not only Americans, but also Republicans!

Learn more by study what happens in the rest of the world, dearie. How about the floods in Bangladesh, the fires in Portugal and the drought in sub-Saharan Africa?


Real, red-blooded conservative Americans don't care what happens in other countries unless there's a terrorist attack or our military starts dropping bombs. Seriously, a good part of the population has no idea where Bangladesh or sub-Saharan Africa is, or any other place outside the U.S. unless we start dropping bombs there.

9/13/2017 6:58:27 AM

Lauge

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Hasher

"At what time in history have there not been wars, rumors of wars, disasters and signs in the "heavens"?" - well, there was that one Wednesday afternoon back in 1234.

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Doubting Thomas

"Real, red-blooded conservative Americans don't care what happens in other countries unless there's a terrorist attack or our military starts dropping bombs." - or they've got oil. Or nukes. Or both.

Regards & all,

Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg

9/13/2017 7:31:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

The Cuban Missile Crisis. The only time DefCon 2 was ordered - by JFK - and we were just minutes away from he ordering DefCon 1: and you know what that means. Incidentally, if your Bible is as 'True' as you retards keep claiming, why are we still here after Kennedy vs. Khrushchev, Bible Fuckbox: and that was the nearest we came to nukes being used in anger after Hiroshima & Nagasaki; no 'Rumours' required.

So either you are forced to become a left-footer as Kennedy was, or your whole Bible is only fit for wiping one's arse on.

So go ahead: send Bibles to the victims of Harvey & Irma.

They need toilet paper.

9/13/2017 8:31:02 AM

creativerealms

So things that anyone can predict as they always happen?

9/13/2017 8:58:58 AM

Skide

Yeah stuff that happens all the times happenes. It`s all you`ve said and want to attach prophecies to that? Weak sauce.

9/13/2017 10:48:31 AM

Chloe

I'll start to believe this when Jesus actually shows up. Till then I'm not putting any stock into this.

9/13/2017 2:47:15 PM

checkmate

His second coming


We don't have to worry about Jesus' second coming. Since it's certain he'll stage it in the US, he's sure to somehow be subject to Trump's travel ban. We're safe. Thank you Mr. Trump!

9/13/2017 3:52:44 PM

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