Pyromanic Proselytic Psychosis Award

Brother Nathanael Kapner #fundie realjewnews.com

STREET EVANGELISM REPORT
Washington DC, September 6-11

Got to DC Wednesday afternoon in the pouring rain. Did not deter me. Went right out to the median strip on 9th and Pennsylvania with the DOJ on my right and the FBI on my left.

Soon an FBI worker came up to me and THANKED ME for Holding high the Holy Cross and saying, “DC needs this badly.”

Then a DOJ top official came up to me and respectfully said, “This is very important what you’re doing, sir. Thank you for praying for all of us. Only prayer can save this country.”

He was obviously a devout Christian, very well dressed, and had a very impressive look.

I thanked him for his encouraging words and heard myself saying to him (a man in his early 50s): “You’re a man of destiny. Stay in touch with Christ for His leading.”

He looked back at me in a standstill, a bit stunned, but at the same time, deep in thought.

NEXT DAY in the MORNING and AFTERNOON

I alternated between 9th and Pennsylvania and Constitution Blvd and Pennsylvania Ave adjacent to Capitol Hill.

The police here simply love me and ‘get it’ what I’m doing. They honk and wave to me.

The bus drivers do the same and especially the cab drivers who are mostly Ethiopian ‘orthodox’ Christians. (They don’t accept Chalcedon, and are monophysites, BUT they LOVE Jesus Christ and have CROSSES hanging from their rear view mirrors in their windshields.)

A man in his early forties, during my afternoon session, nicely dressed, careens over, pulls beside me and says: “Brother Nathanael! What a treat to see you! I work for the Senate and watch every single one of your Videos.”

Aah, that felt good!

FRIDAY AFTERNOON

The demons come out every Friday nite.

The yuppies riding bikes were yelling out, “Hail Satan!” to me.

One homosexual started picking his nose in front of the Cross and blasphemed.

I burned them all with the Holy Cross.

You see, the demons through their agents, see the Cross and wish to oppose it. They can’t with me. I burn them with the sign of the Cross and they quickly leave the scene.

BUT the OVERWHELMING majority of the people in DC LOVED (and love) what I’m doing.

HUGE SUCCESS!

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