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Sermon 10: Wicked Donny

By Rev. William H. Grimes

"I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it."
"I did try and **** her. She was married."
"No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.
"She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.' I took her out furniture. I moved on her like a *****. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony **** and everything. She’s totally changed her look."
"Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."
"Grab ’em by the *****. You can do anything."

Let's start with Ecclesiastes 5:2. "Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few." These quotes by the man the counterfeit "Christians" help to elect President of the United States are utterly reprehensible and abhorrent, and seek to undermine global American leadership in a way even Barry Soetoro of Kenya couldn't imagine. Ephesians 4:29 says "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." Is this communication CORRUPT? YES! Does it help to edify believers? NO!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Matthew 5:28 says "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Leviticus 20:10 says "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." So, if you LUST AFTER THE FLESH YOU COMMIT ADULTERY! THIS WICKED "PRESIDENT" TALKED ABOUT ENGAGING IN SEXUAL IMMORALITY AS WELL AS ADULTERY IN BOTH THE LITERAL AND IN THE CHRISTIAN SENSE! HE TRIED TO COMMIT ADULTERY WITH MARRIED WOMAN AND HAS NEVER BEEN PROPERLY MARRIED HIMSELF AS HIS "FIRST" WIFE HAD A DIVORCE! SCRIPTURE IS CLEAR IN THE FACT THAT YOU ONLY GET ONE WIFE BUT YOU SHOULD STAY ABSTINENT BEFORE! IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A TRUE MARRIAGE IF YOUR FIRST SPOUSE WAS DIVORCED BECAUSE THAT SPOUSE IS STILL MARRIED TO ANOTHER BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT MAY RECOGNIZE DIVORCE! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

So, GOD DAMN AMERICA, THIS WICKED NATION OF LIBERAL ABORTION ON DEMAND, OBAMA/TRUMP CARE, FREEBIES, AND SEXUAL OPENNESS! IT IS ALL ABHORRENT IN THE NAME OF GOD! WHEN YOU SEE GOD ON JUDGMENT DAY, HE WILL NOT BE DRAPED IN THE AMERICAN FLAG BECAUSE GOD IS A GOD FOR ALL! GOD DAMN AMERICA AND GOD DAMN SEXUAL IMMORALITY! God's people said AMEN!

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