This coontact happened to me two days ago. I was enroute to work and driving down the highway as usual. I suddenly got behind a yellow moped that was being driven by a nigger. But something was not quite right here. The moped was jumping up and down constantly the entire time as it was traveling down the road for no aparent reason. I was trying to figure out why this was happening, because the road was not bumpy at all. After a few minutes of puzzling over this I decided to go around it and see what the deal was.

And guess what I saw? This nigger was taking its right hand and throwing it up and down and making some kind of weird ape be-bopping motions with its mouth and hand while holding onto the handlebar with two fingers on its left hand. It was this weird “up and down jacking-off type motion” that was causing the moped to go up and down on its own shock absorbers. Since this was a four-lane highway, I pulled up right beside it, turned, and just STARED at it with the most "you are a dumb ass" expression that I could come up with at that moment.

I have no idea why, but it suddenly stopped the be-bopping, put both hands on the handlebars, and continued on its way normally, looking at me nervously. I then finished my passing and drove to work shaking my head. I halfway expected that idiot to go sprawling on the pavement because it’s fingers slipped off of the handlebars. No such luck