The thing that makes me REEEEE more than anything is cuckcels that say things like "she has only had sex with two guys before me - she's not a slut".
REEEEEEEEE...If a woman is an unmarried non virgin she is an ABSOLUTE WHORE. A woman will NEVER until the day she dies forget the time rhythmically bobbed her head up and down the other guy's cock and let him splat his cum all over her face.
She will constantly be comparing you to him, comparing your cock to his cock. There will be times when she misses his cock. If you're inferior to him in even one way, she will notice and hate you for it.
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@Pharaoh Bastethotep: I don't know, but I got this mental image of the guy doing it in real life. Just throwing his head back, baring his teeth and doing this fingernails-on-a-blackboard screech.
Who knows, maybe that's accurate?
@Incel4Life: Dude, those of us who move on from our past men, do so for a reason. Think on that.
@ Pharaoh Bastethotep: I suspect that it's a Kek reference. I remember that "REE" is an onomatopoeia for a frog's croak somewhere.
OP: Dumb, insecure, and projecting is no way to go through life, son.
Aha, THAT'S what you fear, being compared! You didn't enter sports, right? Because the thought of the locker room terrified you. You started with a major handicap - but it's the one between your ears, not the one between your legs.
Yeah, I'll never forget one of my exes it's true....
...I'll never forget one of my friends telling me about seeing him eat his fucking toenails at a party and wonder what diseases I might have contracted just kissing him. BRB, it's been like eight years and I still feel this overwhelming urge to rinse my mouth out with battery acid.
Men don't look at each other's cocks in the locker room. Most men don't actually get naked in there. Just a little FYI.
On the other hand, women DO blab about their ex's dick size and his "performance." The way it goes is he's great and the biggest she's ever had when she's with him, and then when she moves on to the next Chad, he was so small and terrible in bed.
My wife and I have discussed our respective exes. Knowing what she likes and doesn't like has HELPED so much, I don't repeat the same mistakes others have done, can build on what she has enjoyed. Having experience is a GOOD thing
The guy that wrote The Eiger Sanction wrote, in another novel, that certain men prefer virgins. They cannot stand being compared to another lover. And this is because they cannot stand up to comparison with another lover.
I have absolutely no concerns about being compared to my wife's former lovers. Because in the end, she's with ME, not them. So stopping to think about it, I'd have to say that I won.
I'm far more concerned that she compares my barbecue to her dad's...
Say the man with his finger on the pulse of female desire.
I have no idea what "REEEEE" is, & I'm sure I don't want to know.
Again, way too much emphasis on the other guy's cock & what was done with it, which tells me more about this weasel than he may have thought.
There are many women out there who dislike facials, myself included. And for many women, exes are completely forgettable.
“She will constantly be comparing you to him, comparing your cock to his cock."
Okay. I mean, sure. my wife forgets NOTHING.
But that means she also remembers me cooking for her. Doing the dishes. Doing the laundry. Holding her hand in the delivery room. Picking up the kids at school. Shopping.
All thsoe measly chorse you’d probably dismiss as woman’s work, or at least beneath you. But i’m in a partnership, no the competition you think relationships are, whichis why mine has lasted for 40 years (I round up, it was 39 years as of 15 December last year).
Which is why you’ll die alone.
Confused?
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