Girl who never spoke to me asked me and others to follow her Instagram, and in that moment I realised that I was being asked to officially beta orbit her. Stunning revelation.
Just think of it, as a follower you are literally "orbiting" her but you can't do anything social with her. You aren't nobody to her. But it puts you in a place where she can constantly stream pictures of her tits and ass straight to you so as if you were a satellite constantly orbiting the earth so that she can get validation from you jacking off to her but never getting anything in return.
It is glorified webcam. And know this, every time you follow her, you are making her more money and bringing her ever closer to mega chad all for FREE. I stopped following girls on social media years ago when I realised this and I've never been happier. We should all just deactivate our social media.
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