Quote# 132730

If you see a UFO flee this stupid UFO control birds,dog,cats and people from microwawe and hypnosys and kill people.
My best frend by kill and I am by abducted.My life is end.It ruined my business and I have several implantats in my body and brain.This disk is beutiful about 4m for control sector and about 10m with small red light.How fly around is sound like storm and strong electric power.This technologi control people eye and is invisible for untrained eye.
I had the technology from UFO to 10x in hand and is superpower.Control all electronic and people as puppets.Man is controlled within 5 seconds.

apa, UFOSeek Forum 10 Comments [10/7/2017 2:23:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: shy & Katie

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Kanna

Your translation app is broken.

10/7/2017 3:39:00 PM

Yossarian Lives

I'm intrigued; how was this submitted by two people?

10/8/2017 4:12:24 AM

SomeApe

Is nayce stori brro

10/8/2017 10:13:04 AM

shy

@Yossarian Lives: Katie was the one who found the site. We both found this quote on it without each other's help and showed it to the IRC at about the same time.

(There have also been a couple of times when I submitted a quote on behalf of someone else in the IRC and put "X & shy" in the name box. Surprisingly, there is also a small handful of other quotes that have two submitters, including one submitted by "X & Yahweh" IIRC.)

10/8/2017 12:56:12 PM

kathleenb

So did the aliens take your grammar away too?

10/8/2017 2:13:38 PM

Hugh G Rection

0_o

10/8/2017 6:49:40 PM

DiarrheaMan

But but how is babby formed? Is UFO help instain moth er has can kill 3 babbys?

10/11/2017 2:36:13 PM

dxdydz

Whoa

10/12/2017 9:17:49 PM

Azereaux

Word salad award?

What language is this supposed to be? I think I recognize the words, but their arrangement is bizarre at best.

10/13/2017 6:25:52 AM

Phil O'macedon

Worst Yoda imitation ever.

10/23/2017 12:46:22 AM

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