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People are always going on about how weird another person's sexuality is, but people rarely try to explain their sexuality. They just make the confusion worse by answering with "Because I like it."

For example, I am anime-heterosexual. I'm heterosexual, but I don't find real women attractive. Only anime women.

Can I explain that? Of course I can. Real women are so fat and full of imperfections, whereas anime women have sexy body shapes, perfect skin, big and beautiful eyes and often even uniquely colored hair to express their personality.

Not to mention, anime women are far more interesting, intelligent and kind. The only things real women care about are makeup, fashion and gossip.

I could never have sex with a real woman or I would vomit, I'd only ever have sex with a beautiful anime woman.

Now it's your turn, explain your sexuality.

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