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[A image with the background of the back of an American dollar bill with the caption: "Ask your church pastor about the New World Order... If he says its a conspiracy theory you'd better find a new church"]

Exposing the Lies, Facebook 12 Comments [10/11/2017 2:46:28 PM]
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Canadiest

Oh it's not a conspiracy theory, it's a dumbfuck excuse to blame someone, ANYONE, for the machinations of their billionaire overlords and church leaders.

Always some mythical unfathomable something to be scared of, never mind the bitches that are feeding you this crap.

10/11/2017 3:05:16 PM

DiarrheaMan

"Exposing the Lies" advocates raw-diet veganism, anti-vaxxerism, anti-Semitism, withdrawal from political participation, and links to "jesus is savior." I hope Mueller has a subpoena for "Exposing the Lies." It's like a recipe for a weak, confused population.

10/11/2017 3:14:51 PM

KingOfRhye

Technically, even if the whole New World Order crap is true, it still IS a conspiracy theory.

10/11/2017 3:16:53 PM



Actually... the site Exposing the Lies is part of the New World Order!! I know it because they say Jesus is not a religion and that churches that are of this world are not true churches. Thus those churches should be taxed which means Exposing the Lies wants the government to get more money!! Thus the New World Order would be well funded! Don't believe me? Wait til Halloween on Friday the 13th in Smarch!!! I promise you will see it all! It will make absolutely (((no))) sense at all and this was just as much bullshit as the OP.




But yeah I won't be attending church

10/11/2017 3:17:20 PM

Citizen Justin

Depends what is meant by 'New World Order'. Whatever's on the back of the dollar bill and whatever George H.W. Bush was on about, it wasn't a plot by a cabal of the secret rulers of the world to enslave the population. Because yes, that is a conspiracy theory. Especially when you consider that a key part of this belief is that the plot has been going for hundreds of years.

10/11/2017 4:34:34 PM

creativerealms

I agree if he doesn't say "it's complete bullshit" you need to find a new church.

10/11/2017 4:36:38 PM

DiarrheaMan

After looking at their facebook longer it seems the admin is trying to capitalize on American's extreme transphobia by claiming that all these actresses are actually male.

10/11/2017 4:52:19 PM

Anon-e-moose

I can do one better: ask the head of our state religion, the Church of England:





...and as Queen Elizabeth II decides what appears on the currency which bears her image, you'd better find a new religion.

After all: Unless you want to find a new Bible, do you use the KJV...?!

And as what's on the reverse of our new £10 note promotes reading - via Jane Austen - I guess Twilight Sparkle is part of the Illuminati, amirite?! /)^3^(\

10/11/2017 6:36:55 PM

ChrisBP747

"Priest, I would like to order a new world! I can't stand to live on the same earth as president Trump, alt-right idiots, incels and worsening ecological problems. Oh and add a few islands in the pacific to my order please!"

10/12/2017 1:00:31 AM

Shepard Solus

"If he acknowledges reality here, what's to say he won't do so elsewhere!?"

10/12/2017 1:10:37 AM

Malingspann

"the New World Order"

I'm sure that exists; in the world where Christopher Columbus *was* out to prove the Earth is round, where there *are* alligators living in sewers and the Great Wall of China *can* be seen from the moon.

In *our* world, however, it *is* a conspiracy theory.

10/12/2017 1:56:29 AM

Yossarian Lives

CSTDT

The Bible says nothing of this nonsense, wo why would it be Christian to demand that the pastor preaches about it?

10/12/2017 5:24:32 AM

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