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are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

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everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

chaoticbard, Tumblr 8 Comments [10/12/2017 3:13:12 AM]
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Wut?

10/12/2017 5:10:34 AM

TB Tabby

"Finger guns bisexual?"



No, that's the Finger Pistol...



Are Cuphead and Mugman bi? Thats would've been controversial considering they're supposed to be living in the 1930s.

Maybe chaoticbard is talking about this commercial. Perhaps that's why Microsoft never aired it on TV. Too many bisexual overtones.

Or maybe chaoticbard is just making up nonsense terms like an incel.

10/12/2017 5:21:09 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Bisexuals: "Neither! What the hell are you babbling about?"


Attempt at translation:
"I hate bisexuals because they don't fit into my dualistic view of sexuality!"
(I suspect that this may also be the reason for all those asexual-hating LGBT tumblerinas.)

10/12/2017 5:43:23 AM

pyro

Thats would've been controversial considering they're supposed to be living in the 1930s.


I dunno, the Goofy Gophers were pretty flamboyant. They just didn't actually say anything and let the audience believe what they wanted.

10/12/2017 6:38:13 AM

Yesman

You guys need to realize this is a joke. The op is bisexual. This is just a fairly harmless joke and these kinds of questions are very common among the gay community on tumblr.

10/12/2017 6:51:48 AM

Yossarian Lives

You don't understand bisexuality.

10/12/2017 10:40:26 AM



This post is a joke. It's poking fun as biphobia, not bisexuals.

10/12/2017 11:32:59 AM



You know, i'm not bisexual in any way, and even _I_ can tell that the only possible answer to this question is 'both.' God, i HOPE it's a joke, else the poster has the sense of humor of firehose.

10/12/2017 2:51:03 PM

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