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Coming out as a conservative is harder than coming out as gay - A rap

Coming out as a conservative is harder than coming out as gay
You don’t wanna hear it but it’s what I gotta say
The priorities in our triggered society are flipped
so don’t you act like a little fucking bitch
Let’s be real you don’t give a fuck how it feels
When a conservative kid tells his friends he voted Trump
and the libtards kick him in the gut
gay people are accepted everywhere
but if you’re a conservative, people don’t care
about the rampant hatred, rage and shame
and tumblrinas giving us a bad name
Man, many people probably wish they were just gay
so they could have it the easier way
and wouldn’t have to pay the price
of maybe destroying their life because they had a different opinion
fuck your triggered opinions
You know I’m right
I won’t back down
I’ll put up a fight
I’m the villain of tumblr, Spike
So y’all gonna brush it off
but I’m tryna be honest and I’m tryna be funny
As the Logical Entrepreneur
Time itself is blurred
Tumblr and the 7 slurs.

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