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Coming out as a conservative is harder than coming out as gay - A rap

Coming out as a conservative is harder than coming out as gay
You don’t wanna hear it but it’s what I gotta say
The priorities in our triggered society are flipped
so don’t you act like a little fucking bitch
Let’s be real you don’t give a fuck how it feels
When a conservative kid tells his friends he voted Trump
and the libtards kick him in the gut
gay people are accepted everywhere
but if you’re a conservative, people don’t care
about the rampant hatred, rage and shame
and tumblrinas giving us a bad name
Man, many people probably wish they were just gay
so they could have it the easier way
and wouldn’t have to pay the price
of maybe destroying their life because they had a different opinion
fuck your triggered opinions
You know I’m right
I won’t back down
I’ll put up a fight
I’m the villain of tumblr, Spike
So y’all gonna brush it off
but I’m tryna be honest and I’m tryna be funny
As the Logical Entrepreneur
Time itself is blurred
Tumblr and the 7 slurs.

traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs, Tumblr 23 Comments [10/12/2017 12:55:36 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

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Kuyohashi

Looks like the Trumpanzees are butt-sore about a certain Marshall Mathers' freestyle verse and think just anyone can join the rap game.

10/12/2017 12:57:44 PM



While I am not a fan of Eminem I will say he did it leagues better and coming out as conservative? Only reason that is hard is people know the hypocrisy of the right wing. I consider myself libertarian. It is not something I get persecuted for. Now my LGBT friends? They are often persecuted by you and your ilk. Also if you are calling yourself the villain you are most likely in the wrong

10/12/2017 1:03:59 PM

Yamamanama

This is only slightly better than Larry Correia's parody of Bullet With Butterfly Wings.

10/12/2017 1:06:48 PM

creativerealms

Hahahahaha. Conservatives are in control right now. Afraid to come out yeah right.

10/12/2017 1:08:04 PM

Skide

Whenever a conservatard tries to be hip with the rap lyrics:

Shut the fuck up, bitch or get the knob. It`s not even the lyrics as much as the general awfulness of it all, brining me back to the nineties and their "positive" rap songs is just an icing on the shitcake.

10/12/2017 2:19:59 PM

Canadiest

"When a conservative kid tells his friends he voted Trump
and the libtards kick him in the gut
gay people are accepted everywhere"

Very telling when they try.
"Most of America wants Trump values, most people are agreed on this, he say what most 'Muricans think and want"
Something we hear often then:
"Minorities r getting everything, gays are totally accepted everywhere, White people aint got no voice, Christian R persecuted worse than anyone ever, never been discrimination against anyone else"

When you realize they can totally accept both scenarios at the same time you know the religion took, it blew their logic centres apart before they could fully form.

10/12/2017 2:40:02 PM

DiarrheaMan

Sad!

10/12/2017 2:40:13 PM

Citizen Justin

I know a few unfortunates have been beaten up for voting Republican... but a comparison with the amount who are beaten up for being gay, or even suspected of being gay (raises hand), is like comparing a puddle to an ocean.

10/12/2017 2:59:48 PM

Lucilius

"Why do all you libturds dislike me for announcing I'm a bigoted asshole? I'm so persacooted! Muh freedumb!"

10/12/2017 3:26:13 PM

Kanna

No, the easy part was jumping on the carousel ride. The hard part is justifying and defending your conservative "principles" now that we see how unprincipled the man at the top of the ticket is.

10/12/2017 3:39:36 PM

HS

What the fuck even is this shit?

Just when I thought nothing none of them could be worse than morrakiu...

And why, why did I actually read that?

10/12/2017 4:15:56 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

...A rap...


O_o

You know I’m right


Um, no...and Agent Orangeskin is going to cause a giant war. If you're not familiar with war, you're in for a fucking nasty surprise a real treat!

10/12/2017 6:21:24 PM

KingOfRhye

I’m tryna be funny


And you failed miserably.

10/12/2017 7:31:45 PM

Deep Search


Conservatives love to yearn for persecution, don't they....

Maybe if these trumpers didn't refer to other people as "libtards" and dismissed the discrimination gay people endure while supporting an ignorant, bigoted, sexual predator conman for president they wouldn't catch shit. But that's probably too far-fetched, huh?

10/12/2017 8:35:14 PM



When a conservative kid tells his friends he voted Trump


That's when we tell him he's lying, because kids can't vote.

10/12/2017 9:16:13 PM

Titania

*scratches finger across the table*

Let me tell you the story of the conservative rap
Which everyone thinks is a load of crap

10/12/2017 11:43:17 PM

MOTHERFUCKING SCANSION

They just... how do they think language works? Fucking right-wingers, not one of them can scan.

10/12/2017 11:44:50 PM

Newfaceofrev

This dude's Tumblr is the weirdest fucking thing I have seen this month.

10/13/2017 1:22:08 AM

Swede

Yeah, we've all heard the tragic stories of people being ostracized, thrown out of their home, beaten up, raped and/or killed for coming out as con, right?

Oh, wait. No, I haven't. I have heard people telling how they were treated very poorly by their family after coming out as gay or transgender. And that's in very tolerant Sweden, mind you.

I was made fun of by my liberal/conservative classmates for being a socialist, in the 70's and 80's.

10/13/2017 1:44:25 AM

Yossarian Lives

Nobody asked for a right wing version of Honey G.

10/13/2017 3:19:00 AM

The Crimson Ghost

This could be our next "Epic Rap Battle"?

Eminem vs these talentless hacks; I know who I'm betting on.

10/13/2017 6:22:47 AM

Anon-e-moose



Pic triggers you? Via
Log Cabin Republicans
Haiku beats your (c)rap

10/13/2017 6:47:15 AM

Tetra

Yes, you've got it so much worse than me, the gay woman, who could be fired from a job or refused service in my home state simply for existing. Life is just so unbearably tough, what with all those people with opposite opinions! Poor you, want a lollipop?

10/13/2017 6:55:15 AM

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