A girl in line at the store asked me to open a bottle of water for her. The first thing that came to mind is to tell her she's not entitled to my help, but that seemed petty and churlish. Besides, I don't have the social skills to come off as anything but awkward and cringy in that situation.

So instead I opened the bottle using my index and middle fingers and handed it to her with an eye roll. Was that cringy as well? At least I didn't have to say anything.

How can someone so pathetically weak and useless even survive? How does she handle a dick with those shitty useless hands? Even babies can open bottles which is why bottles of dangerous things have child-proof caps.

Anyway, I feel bad for not denying female privilege but that would have required more social skills than I have.