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I had to transport my father to the Memphis International Airport a few weeks ago for him to fly home to Arizona. His flight was early afternoon, so we targeted dropping him off at the terminal at about 11:30 a.m. When we got on the Memphis I-240 bypass to get to Airways Blvd, I remarked that I was glad we were avoiding rush hour traffic, as I really hate Memphis traffic.

There was plenty of traffic, but it was relatively calm and smooth by Memphis standards. My Dad asked what I hated about Memphis traffic, and in a matter of fact voice, I told him it was because of niggers and their poor ability to make good decisions in traffic. He gave me that Gene Wilder meme look and said "Oh, really? Do go on..." I said "It's true. They can't think in abstract terms, and don't process future probabilities very well. They drive like bats out of hell and can't imagine a car they are overtaking might want to change lanes."

Right on cue, literally within 30 seconds, I saw a juvenile chimp closing quickly in my rear view mirror riding a scooter. Yes, a scooter and not a motorcycle. I was driving 60-65, and this chimp was going at least 75, weaving in and out of traffic merely feet away from fenders and bumpers without using any signals. Monkey was wearing a half-shell helmet that looked hilarious on him, and of course bright red colored sneakers. The monkey blew around my vehicle on the right (in a right turn only lane), then veered left just inches away from the front of my truck and proceeded to cross 3 lanes of traffic.

I just looked at my Dad and grinned. "Any more questions Dad?" We both laughed. Somehow the chimp survived.

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