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Henry II was the first king in the demonic dynasty!!

Henry Plantagenet was the first king in the Devil's dynasty. It was really his wife Eleanor of Aquitaine who ruled from behind the scenes.

In 1152, 30-year-old Eleanor of Aquitaine married 19-year-old Henry Plantagenet.

That marriage, made in Hades, produced 10 children.

Plantagenet means a besom or broomstick which was frequently used by Eleanor in her travels through Aquitaine and England.

Most people remember King Henry for the assassination of Thomas Becket. That false flag operation led to the conquest of Ireland in 1171

The assassination of Thomas Becket took place in Canterbury Cathedral on December 29, 1170.

Prior to the 12th century, the See of York took precedence over Canterbury because that was the birthplace of Emperor Constantine.

As penance for the assassination of Becket, King Henry added Ireland to the Papacy and British Empire.

[...]

Cowardly Lion King Richard I was the second king in the demon's brood.

Richard Plantagenet (1157–1199) was king of England from 1189 until his death in 1199.

On his way to the conquest of Jerusalem, his mother Eleanor forced him to marry Berengaria of Navarre.

That marriage produced no children because Richard believed that God created Adam and Steve . . . not Adam and Eve!!

[...]

In 1309, a political and religious earthquake shook the entire world when the Papacy was forced to abandon Roma and move to Avignon, France.

There was HELL TO PAY for the western world from 1309 to 1376 when the Papacy was forced to abandon Roma for Avignon, France.

The deadly Hundred Years' War between England and France began in 1337, and in 1346 the Black or Bubonic Plague struck Europe, wiping out almost 70 million people.

It was revenge by the Papacy for moving her HQ from Roma to Avignon, France.

A greatly humbled Papacy returned to Roma in 1376, but her power and prestige were greatly shaken by the so-called Seventy Years' Babylonian Captivity.

[...]

King Richard II was the perfect puppet when the country required a man on the throne.

A poll tax led to the Peasants' Revolt and a bloody uprising throughout the country.

The Peasants' Revolt looked like a "rent a mob" because the palace of John of Ghent in London was burned to the ground.

The people weren't marching to get rid of the boy king and put a man on the throne. They were only interested in tax relief. In what seems like a false flag operation, they entered London, hoping to kill John of Ghent, but he was away at that time:

Further along the Strand they forced their way into Gaunt's palace of the Savoy and razed it to the ground. The Lancastrian chronicler Knighton said that they drank the wine in the cellers and cast the duke's plate into the river (Saul, Richard II, p. 64).

Richard was forced to abdicate in 1399, and the following year he was dead.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 23 Comments [11/10/2017 11:44:28 AM]
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Kanna

I'm just imagining Katherine Hepburn ...er... Eleanor of Aquitaine flying from castle to castle on her broomstick. Damn, it's hard not to admire somebody who has been a queen of two different countries.

11/10/2017 12:14:58 PM

creativerealms

First a major comeback by David Chase Tayler and now Scrivener comes back strong.

11/10/2017 10:05:52 PM



Eleanor: I'll get you my pretties, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!

11/10/2017 11:57:31 PM

Chloe

So much wrong, so little time.

11/11/2017 4:18:52 AM

Patrick Scrivener

Fundies Say The Dardest Things is a M16 controlled website to discredit my exposing of the great conspiracy!

M16 agents on Fundies Say The Dardest Things post my articles on The Reformation Online onto this site because the site’s title makes it seem like the people who’s posts end up here are crazy!

Fundies Say The Dardest Things want me to seem crazy to prevent people from taking my words about Joshua of Nazareth, the Flat Earth, the Jesuits, and the British seriously.

When Joshua of Nazareth claimed to be the messiah, the Pharisees tried to discredit him by calling him crazy. However he gained so many followers that they decided to crucify him.

Joshua of Nazareth lived in the Roman Empire. The British Empire was established in 313 AD when Druid Jesus Constantine became Emperor. The British learned of the strategy of discrediting their opponents from the Romans.

Jesus Constantine created the Latin Church. The Papacy has been controlled by the British Secret Service from it’s creation.

The Pharisees originally mocked Joshua the Messiah but Joshua gained so many followers that they decided to crucify him. The British Empire will eventually send James Bond to assasinate me for exposing their conspiracy.

But I will not cower in fear to the British. I will continue to expose the diabolical conspiracy and preach the truth about the messiah to save the souls of those who read my site from Hades.

11/11/2017 8:26:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

My, but this Ratprick Scrotumer Meter by Yaesu is good! Retard detected in the first sentence.

Because this place was built so many centuries ago...:



...amirite, Ratprick?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

By the way, would you agree Mr. Scrotumer that the above leader of 'The Gang' - along with his brother Dinsdale, were enforcers for Scotland Yard - and thus MI6 - because one of their Chief Constables was allied to them, nay, supplied them with nuclear devices: which Dinsdale detonated at Luton Airport because of a perceived 'threat' by his eternal nemesis named Norman...?

seem crazy




Sides, this is Houston. You are go for launch.

Because he thinks his hyperboring 'castle' can.

The film by Hayao Miyazaki "Laputa: Castle in the Sky" is not a documentary.

I will not cower in fear to the British


...so what's stopping you from coming back to Britain, Ratprick? Oh, I know why: I refer him to the above building that - according to him - is centuries old.

You are cowering in fear to we British. The only one stopping you from proving me wrong: is you.

Just keep proving we on FSTDT right: that you are crazy.

...and if FSTDT is 'MI6 controlled', question: as it's server is based in the US, surely it would be controlled by the NSA, would it not?!

Oh, you just keep proving yourself wrong. But then the retarded always will, certainly in our milking you for lulz.

The pointing & laughing will continue until sanity - i.e. yours - improves.

11/11/2017 8:52:14 PM

SomeApe

@Patrick Scrivener:

Cool! Do we get guns, shades and all-access badges now?

11/12/2017 5:16:51 AM

Patrick Scrivener

@Anon-e-moose

I am not cowering in fear of the British! What is stopping me from coming to Britain is that it will take longer for M16 to find me here and Christ wants me to stay alive in the United States of Israel so I can continue to preach his word and expose the conspiracy to others to prepare them to battle the British in these last days!

There are M16 double agents in the NSA, FBI, and CIA. M16 controls those agencies to make sure the Presidents don’t defy the British Empire which has taken control of the United States of Israel when M16 agent Lyndon B Johnson had Kennedy assasinated.

But I will continue to expose the conspiracy to fellow citizens of the United States of Israel to prepare them to battle the British in these last days! The Lord Almighty will intervene on the side of his covenant nation and chosen people and destroy the British Empire! M16 spies like the ones who run Fundies Say The Dardest Things will be brought before the Throne of God on Judgement Day!

11/12/2017 9:26:11 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Ratprick Scrotumer

I am not cowering in fear of the British! What is stopping me from coming to Britain is that it will take longer for M16 to find me here


...but MI6 control the server that hosts this very site: as you said.

And as said server is based in the US - and with backup from GCHQ & the NSA: the former's total scanning & interception of the entire telecommunications system* - They'll already know your exact location. Especially as they've already cracked TOR; no 'Safe Space' soup for you o Stormfront & Andy Anglin! [/Nazi Nazi]

*- A friend of mine works as a senior IT engineer/network admin for a university here in Britain. He is contracted four times a year to do maintenance work on the supercomputers at GCHQ:



He underwent a stringent security check, had to sign the Official Secrets Act etc, and always has an MI6 operative supervising his work on said supercomputers - especially it's database - at all times.

While he can't mention the exact nature of his work, he could tell me that even the NSA has to come crawling to the Home Secretary for the merest sniff of access to said database, if it isn't specific anti-terrorism information which is routinely shared with them, the CIA, FBI etc. But Scotland Yard has backup by GCHQ; the Metropolitan Police's Anti-Terror section; also Operation Ore: the ongoing investigation into paedophile rings, info on which they readily share with the FBI, natch. Also, those who are considered a security risk to Britain & it's allies. Especially the US.

And those who reside there: even if they're not from that country originally. 'All enemies both foreign and domestic', and all that jazz.

My friend could also tell me that he has also done follow-up work on the network system between GCHQ & Scotland Yard: and as the latter is on the Thames Embankment nowadays (near the Palace of Westminster), thus MI6 isn't all that far from there too, therefore your fear of what's over here is the least of your problems. >:D

Like I say: total scanning & interception of the entire telecommunications network. And while I have no doubts that my mentioning GCHQ/MI6 etc will flag up on their supercomputers, unlike you, we at FSTDT - and yours truly - have nothing to fear.

But your 'God' does. The modern-day Iron Chariot was invented here in Britain in WWI. The 21st Century Iron Chariot, the Challenger II God-Killer. Thus in Soviet Britain...:



...God is judged by you. [/Judges 1:19]

He certainly worships us.

11/12/2017 4:56:10 PM

Patrick Scrivener

@Anon-e-moose

I am safer in the United States of Israel because the United States of Israel stilll has the 2nd Amendment. The 2nd Amendment gives me the right to own a gun so I can defend myself from MI6 agents that try to assasinate me. That must be why I am still alive even though they know my location.

And the Lord Almighty does not fear the Challenger II! When the Egyptians were chasing God’s chosen people during the Edodus he sent his MECHANIC-ANGELS to pull the wheels off of the chariots to slow them down!

And it came to pass, that in the morning watch that JEHOVAH looked unto the host of the Egyptians through the pillar of fire and of the cloud, and troubled the host of the Egyptians, and took off their chariot wheels, that they drove them heavily: so that the Egyptians said, let us flee from the face of Israel; for JEHOVAH fighteth for them against the Egyptians (Exodus:14:24-25).

JEHOVAH will send his MECHANIC-ANGELS to pull the wheels off the Challenger II! JEHOVAH has a covenant with his chosen peope the Isrealites. The Isrealites of today are the citizens of the United States of Israel.

You are to fear JEHOVAH for he will send MECHANIC-ANGELS to pull off the wheels of the Challenger II and other Iron Chariots! After he defeats the British Empire, the MI6 agents on Fundies Say The Dardest Things will be brought before his throne on JUDGEMENT DAY!

11/12/2017 5:27:16 PM

Felix

What.

I mean, I used to think I understood this guy. Garden-variety paranoid schizophrenic with a massive delusional complex about the British and a hilarious turn of phrase. But it's hard to see how he can be reading the same history books as the rest of us and come up with this... this stuff, that's both very tenuous but also hardly relevant to his own cause. It's just... pointless. Why, Paddy, why?

11/13/2017 7:00:43 AM

Patrick Scrivener

@Felix

What do you not understand? I expose the British Empire and Papacy in this article like I do in other articles.

11/13/2017 10:35:22 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Ratprick Scrotumer

I can defend myself from MI6 agents that try to assasinate me


I refer you to here:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=129844&Page=1#2079866

What MI6 operatives may or may not do is the least of your problems.

Don't Mess With The SAS.

My nephew who is a two-tour veteran of Afghanistan has ambitions to join the SAS. As he is their squad's sniper, with Taliban takeouts from as much as a mile away to his credit: and his skill.

With the .50 cal. Barrett M82A1 he uses: which was captured from the IRA. A terrorist weapon used against terrorists.

Becsides, what use are guns...:



...when - like that IS beheader - one won't know what's hit them: literally.

Incidentally, the wheels - and tracks - on our Challenger II Iron Chariots look curiously unpulled off, eh? I wonder why...?!

As per Soviet Britain...:



...in Soviet China, God worships you II.

The exact nature of Chobham Armour is classified: but it's rumoured that one of the layers of it's composite construction includes organic material. Perhaps what's left of 'Angels': after being taken out - SAS style - by said Challenger IIs...?! [/"Neon Genesis Evangelion"]

11/13/2017 6:50:13 PM

FMS

Patrick Scrivener
Why can't your god pull the wheels off himself.

11/13/2017 7:30:12 PM

Patrick Scrivener

@Anon-e-moose

Those drones can cause damage but they won’t be able to hit all their targets. They are many armed people in the United States of Israel and the drones can’t find them all!

Jevovah was powerful enough to flood the Earth. How could the Iron Chariots stop him? How can they survive the disaster that will happen to the Flat Earth when the Angels blow the 7 trumpets.

“And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.

The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;

And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.

And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!

And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.

And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.

And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.

And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.

And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.

And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.

And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

One woe is past; and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter.

And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar which is before God,

Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates.

And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.

And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.

And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone.

By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.

For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt.”

Revelation 8-9

11/14/2017 5:23:32 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Ratprick Scrotumer

Considering all the M1 Abrams in the US, Leclercs in France, Leopard IIs in Germany, Merkavas in Israel, T-90s in Russia, Type 99s in China, Pokpung Hos in North Korea, and of course all those God-Killers here in Britain, the question should actually be why hasn't he done now what a book of fairytales - written by Bronze Age goatfuckers with ideas above their stations, and isn't exactly peer reviewed history - claims?

All those Iron Chariots in various parts of the world should give you a clue.

The only other possibility is too terrible for you to think about. I'll tell you what it is, and it is 100% fact that is impossible for you to question in any way, shape or form:

Your 'God' doesn't exist, never has existed, and never will exist.

If he does, he's fucked off in the general direction of away from Earth and is cowering in the farthest dimension in the space-time continuum. For if no 'Apocalypse' has happened, it never will.

Still seeing wheels & tracks on our Challenger II Iron Chariots to this day. Seems that Iron is to your 'God' what Kryptonite is to Superman. If he's too much of a weaksauce Omnimpotent milquetoast pathetic weakling of a non-God to need others to supposedly 'pull wheels off', then that alone destroys Ratprick's 'argument', FMS. What does God need with Angels?! [/Capt. James T. Kirk]

And as he couldn't see them approaching: nor did he know of their construction in advance, Iron is stealth material to him too.

--EDIT--

@creativerealms

I aim to please. b^_^d

Ratprick entertains us with his Tinfoil (ass)hatted retardation-based FAIL, though.

11/14/2017 8:01:56 AM

creativerealms

I'm pretty sure he's not the real Pat but boy is it fun watching Moose and Patty Screwdriver fight.

11/14/2017 8:09:04 AM

Adey

NURSE, Paddy just spat out his tablets, again!

11/14/2017 8:34:39 AM

Patrick Scrivener

@Anon-e-moose

The prophecies in the Bible have and are being fulfilled. The prophecy of Israel being restored was fulfilled in 1776 when the United States of Israel has been created.

The reasons why the Angel’s have not blown their trumpets yet because God is still waiting for the right time when the Antichrist which is the Vatican deceives the nations.

God can pull of the wheels of Chariots but he does things the way he wants to and he wanted to send mechanic angels to do the job for him.

11/14/2017 9:40:36 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Ratprick Scrotumer

The prophecies in the Bible


...will never happen because the BuyBull is a book of fairytales written by Bronze Age goatfuckers with ideas above their stations.

The reasons why the Angel’s have not blown their trumpets yet because God


...doesn't exist.

God can


...do less than fuck all.

I have more to fear from the Death Star/Starkiller Base, the Genesis Device in the hands of Khan, the main weapon of the Drej Mothership, Sador's Stellar Converter, a Vorlon/Shadow Planet Killer, a Thermostellar Device, an Exterminatus Order by an Inquisitor, or a Geo-Sorter Bomb/the Deucalion controlled by Alv than a non-existent 'God'.

In Soviet Britain, God has more to fear from you. I refer you to the source of that rumoured organic material in a Challenger II's Chobham Armour.

Angels must be piss easy to shoot down with that particular Iron Chariot's 120mm cannon, I guess...! >:D

11/14/2017 11:32:00 AM

Yossarian Lives

Anon-e-Moose:

Why are you arguing with a parody of Patrick?

11/14/2017 2:10:08 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Yossarian Live

Oh, just practicing for the real thing. b^_^d

11/14/2017 3:01:20 PM

Patrick Scrivener

@Yossarian Lives

Why don’t you believe that I am the real Patrick Scrivener?

11/14/2017 3:50:26 PM

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