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#57844
AWP
original
7/31/2006 3:57:21 PM
#57869
Star Cluster
Original, yes, but still stupid as hell. According to fundie thinking, tho, this means that he will be born a gay African as they all know that being gay is the only way to catch AIDS.
7/31/2006 5:01:09 PM
#57887
David D.G.
Didn't Jesus supposedly do the whole \"dying and resurrecting\" thing once before already? At least, that seems to be what I've heard somewhere. This would seem to be redundant (not to mention anticlimactic).
~David D.G.
7/31/2006 6:05:45 PM
#57892
Is \"Mud\"le East some kind of terrible derogatory pun, or just an idiot who can't find his way around a keyboard?
7/31/2006 6:18:41 PM
#57918
Papabear
Hey, PB, get a load of this:
In Matt. 10:34-35 KJV Jesus says \"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.\"
Really, man of Peace?
7/31/2006 7:21:00 PM
#57923
David D.G.
#63441
Is \"Mud\"le East some kind of terrible derogatory pun, or just an idiot who can't find his way around a keyboard?
First, he meant it as a pun, but the pun with \"middle\" isn't \"mud,\" but \"muddle\" -- meaning all mixed up, a hopeless situation.
Second, who are you -- Claude Rains?
~David D.G.
7/31/2006 8:00:05 PM
#57934
NotMe
Jesus does not die a second time. The first time was bad enough and he is still recuperating from it. The treating doctors also diagnosed him with half a dozen mental disorders caused by an abusive parent. The counseling will probably take until the better part of the 5th millenium.
7/31/2006 9:21:15 PM
#57938
whitewater55
Huh? Whaddafugisdisshit?
Wait, an anti-semitic rant, really.
Ok, now I get it!
Poodle - fuckoffanddie!
7/31/2006 9:29:57 PM
#57948
Jacob Syne
Not that bad, this one... or maybe I'm jaded.
7/31/2006 10:31:29 PM
#57950
Napoleon the Clown
This is just weird.
7/31/2006 10:43:59 PM
#57951
Napoleon the Clown
This is just weird.
7/31/2006 10:53:29 PM
#57961
Crosis
I recognize the words, but putting them together in that order don't make no damn sense!
8/1/2006 12:07:00 AM
#58102
Julian
Yeah, every nation should be allowed to kill Jesus once, it just wouldn't be fair otherwise.
Where do we lodge out bids? I have to admit the crucifixion was quite inspired. And when the Spanish tortured him in the Inquisition, the irony was palpable - no wonder they hushed it up.
8/1/2006 8:53:41 AM
#63169
Redhunter
So is jesus getting to like this dying thing or what?
8/14/2006 7:00:21 AM
#69002
Matilde
Well, you´ll probably be the first one to crucify him for not being Christian enough.
8/26/2006 11:02:00 PM
#528131
perhaps jesus gets born as a poor african, dies of aids and gets resurected every few years. we'd hardly notice would we?
6/5/2008 6:50:39 AM
#1256528
And you THINK that Africa is a stable region?, you're wishing man!!!
2/14/2011 2:26:24 AM
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