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If the Earth is rotating at thousand miles per hour why do planes not fly backwards?

FLAT EARTH - No Trolls or Drama, Facebook 16 Comments [11/14/2017 2:15:41 PM]
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Kanna

Well, which is it? Are you a troll or are you a moron? Yes, those are your only choices.

The atmosphere is going the same speed as the earth, dummy.

11/14/2017 3:22:26 PM

KrazyKat

So the Flat Earth Society is still alive and well I see.

Get back to us when you locate and map out those 4 corners.

Thanks in advance.

11/14/2017 3:35:07 PM

checkmate

why do planes not fly backwards?


Because the earth rotates backwards, so the planes fly forwards, like duh. ;-)

11/14/2017 3:37:01 PM

dxdydz

The page title leads me to think it's actually a page for trolls.

11/14/2017 3:40:35 PM

CrowFood

Relativity.

11/14/2017 4:53:36 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

W - what? No!

11/14/2017 4:56:40 PM

Happy Atheist

You need to look up a little thing called relativity.

11/14/2017 5:11:07 PM

Passerby

If a car is actually moving why don't I fly out the back window? It's a conspiracy! Derp!

11/14/2017 5:32:50 PM

The Reptilian Jew

If the Earth is flat how come no Pacific Islander has ever photographed the edge?

11/14/2017 6:43:01 PM

rubber chicken

Because it makes them hard to steer.

11/14/2017 7:26:48 PM

balador

If the car is travelling at 100Mph, how are you sitting still?

11/14/2017 7:46:53 PM

paleotectonics

The planes ARE flying backwards. They build them in reverse to con you, and you fell for it!

11/14/2017 8:04:51 PM

keith

Throw a paper airplane from the back seat to the front of a car traveling at 90 mph.

11/14/2017 8:09:31 PM

Malingspann

If the Earth is flat why do planes not fly over the edge?

11/15/2017 2:50:34 AM

Bay of Fundie


11/15/2017 6:21:54 AM

Dr. Razark

Because the cockpits are at the front, so the pilots couldn't see where they're going.

11/15/2017 8:36:43 AM

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