Reasonable Conservative:
First of all, when attempting to quote the Bible, use the Christian Bible and not a Cathlic counterfeit. To wit, "Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak." Matthew 26:40
Relative to your false idea that real Christians, those who been Saved by the real Jesus (as opposed to believing that they were Saved by fictional Jesus, such as that of Mormons or Cathlics), may knowingly choose to sin, have you actually read the Christian Bible?? The Christian Bible teaches us that once we are Saved, we're saints--not sinners! Duh. Unfortunately the space on this message board doesn't allow the Christian to present a proper thesis on the subject. But there are good news! Brother Wally Langford is an esteemed and illustrious Christian pastor that used to post some of his Biblical sermons on youtube. You can find it by searching for his moniker there: preachthehelloutofya . In his channel you can find sermon called "you might be one, but I'm not."
It is therefore, your assignment to study the message within so that one day you may fully understand the WHOLE meaning of the Christian Bible.
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More than half of all Christians are Catholics, you silly bint.
The Bible teaches many things, dearie. It teaches that you have to help the poor, the sick, the hungry, the homeless.
The Sheep and the Goats
31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
37 “Then the righteous will answer him, Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
40 “The King will reply, Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
44 “They also will answer, Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
I bet there is space on the board to post a link to a proper thesis on the subject, honey.
And... The good news is that he no longer post his sermons on YouTube?
Oh, the full maturity and wit of "I know you are, but what am I?". How quaint...
Btw, have you sold your possessions and given the money to the poor yet, Tone?
There's the Piled Higher and Deeper, but what is D.D.? Digging Downwards? Data Deficient? Catholic Bishop?
Relative to your false idea that real Christians, those who been Saved by the real Jesus (as opposed to believing that they were Saved by fictional Jesus
There's no fake Jesus. It's the same guy you worship and slather on about in church.
may knowingly choose to sin, have you actually read the Christian Bible?? The Christian Bible teaches us that once we are Saved, we're saints--not sinners!
I'm pretty sure you fail Christianity Basics 101. Why else do they keep going on about how we're sinners and need Jesus all so much? You get saved then you have to work to obey God and not sin after that. It's not an one time deal.
use the Christian Bible and not a Cathlic counterfeit.
I'd like to witness the scene when Demarcus dies and goes to heaven and ends up standing there next to a bunch of Catholics. He'd say to Jesus "hey, what are they doing here? they can't be here, they used a Bible where 10 words are translated differently and 20 commas are in different places." Jesus would say "huh? what the fuck are you talking about? who gives a shit?"
Any PhD and/or DD would know it is "Catholic".
They would also know that the bible was a pick and mix put together by churchmen, and that all western bibles are derived from it.
"The Christian Bible teaches us that once we are Saved, we're saints--not sinners!"
Therein lies the basis of fundyism. Say a particular prayer one time and you are saved no matter what you do afterwards. It has the advantage of letting them feel superior to everyone else not of their (very legalistic) beliefs. Yet they don't have to do anything to change their arsehole personalities. There is very little Faith, no Hope and certainly no Charity in these people.
Also, "Which books constituted the Christian biblical canons of both the Old and New Testament was generally established by the 5th century, despite some scholarly disagreements,[1] for the ancient undivided Church (the Catholic and Eastern Orthodox traditions, before the EastWest Schism)."https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Development_of_the_Christian_biblical_canon
So every fundie version of the Bible came from the Catholic and Orthodox Churches. So, why do they hate Catholics so much and give the Orthodox a pass?
OK, silly question. They would have to open up some History books and learn to be humble.
"Reasonable Conservative", that's a lot more polite than f-t. It shows how you think, Jerry's little bitch.
You seem to have strange ideas about what's "real": real Jesus, real Bibles and real Christians. It reminds me of the old ad that Coca-Cola is "the real thing". Good to know that you're a "real Christian"TM .
Knock yourself out.
“The Christian Bible teaches us that once we are Saved, we're saints--not sinners!”
Yes, i have read that once you’re ACTUALLY saved you won’t want to commit sins. Which means that when i see them convice one or more members of every single congregation of a crime like child abuse, child porn, kidnapping, rape, etc, i’m forced to conclude that Real Christains are very, very rare. And no one can actually declare who is ‘really’ christain except (maybe) God.
“In his channel you can find sermon called "you might be one, but I'm not."”
Wouldn’t that violate 1 Corinthians 8:11-12, “Don't open your mouth when your criticism of weaker faith will drive someone further from the faith”
So, he remains a sinner.
“It is therefore, your assignment to study the message within so that one day you may fully understand the WHOLE meaning of the Christian Bible.”
Gotta say, this is also a pompous violation of 1 Corinthians 8:11-12, you smug fuckstain.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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