I'd rather spend the rest of my life staring at a wall than ever acknowledging a woman's existence ever again. Seeing a woman is just a constant reminder that I will never garner one's affection. Chad gets to know what it's like to be admonished by a woman, but not me. No woman has ever romantically loved me, and none ever will.
This is why I want to be locked in a cage. If I can just sit in a cage for the rest of my life I will essentially forget that females exist and my pain will be lessened. Either that or give me a lobotomy.
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