The argument: your stupid is a bit boring, not very convincing, yet it seems thats all ballers got.
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My stupid? It's called stupidity, dearie. If you don't even know that, you shouldn't call someone else stupid.
Oh, you mean educated people tell you silly-nilly "flat-earthers" that you ARE stupid? Well, that's all you are; there is nothing more. It's very boring to have to say it again and again, yet not be able to convince you to see sense.
Flat Earthers are not only stupid.
They take stupidity to new levels!
I am surprised that they can feed themselves.
I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer wiener
That is what I'd really like to be
'cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me
Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I'd truly hate to be
'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
There would soon be nothing left of me
...
I had searched for the lyrics by spelling it "I wish I was an Oscar-Myer Wiener." My searched returned a bunch of results saying that The Mandella Effect renamed it from Meyer to Mayer.
We could explain it. We could talk about photography, astronomy, physics, and gravity all day, but since you're not up to conversational speed in those topics, it all boils down to "You're stupid". Why don't you just leave science to the scientists, dearie?
It's actually spelt "you're stupid", but that's a bit puerile for me to say. So I will tell you: Don't fall of the edge!
BTW this Poetry Slam on here is getting pretty good.
The earth is round, and growing fatter,
But morons turn to flatter matters.
Instead of true veracity,
They rail at us half-assedly,
Fail physics and geography,
And logic and cosmography,
But still they want us all to know,
"If I can't see it, IT AINT SO!"
We can't explain the science, so,
They do not grasp what they don't know.
I mean, I am a baller...oh, wait, you mean I think the earth is a spheroid...no, wait, still correct
When I look up at night, I see lunar phases.
But none of that's true, our pastor berates us.
He finally has proof, leaked to the masses:
A flat-earth "eclipse" to shove up their asses.
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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