2017 FSTDT Awards

Category Voting

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We got way more nominations for categories than I expected. But that's not by any means a bad thing — thanks for your nominations! However, it does mean we're going to have to trim things down before we start nominating quotes, so we need to vote for which categories to keep.

And it just so happens that's exactly what this post is for. In the comments section of this post, you may vote for up to three nominated categories to keep.

Here is the list of category nominations to choose from.

If you could call this list "sorted," it is very roughly by the nominator's date of first nomination and then order of nomination.

Since there are a ton of nominations, I (shy) want you guys to read through all of them before making your choices. Also, please try to make all of your votes in a single comment. In any event, for the sake of my own sanity, all votes are final. In other words, you can't change your mind. I am not quite sure yet how exactly I am going to go about narrowing the categories down after voting is over, but regardless of how I choose to go about doing it, it will be decided 100% by your votes.

(Another thing: the standard categories are "safe." Don't vote for those.)

One more thing: Vman (thanks dude!) and I combed through all of the comments and nominations and tried to make extra sure everybody's categories are in the list. That said, I am far from perfect — and I think Vman might be too — so there may be something we skipped over. If that is the case, then please post a comment letting me know ASAP so I can fix it.

P.S. It's perfectly fine to shamelessly vote for your own categories!

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

• Evo Psycho of the Year
• Watchlist Award
• Bizarro World

12/2/2017 9:40:02 AM


• Jack Chick Memorial Award
• No Fun Allowed Award
• Evo Psycho of the Year

12/2/2017 10:09:12 AM


* Watchlist Award
* Evo Psycho of the Year
* Xenophobe Award

12/2/2017 10:51:28 AM


  • Jargon Schmargon Award
  • Crank Magnetism Award
  • Science Denialist Award

12/2/2017 11:40:42 AM

Insult to Rocks

*Jack Chick Memorial Award
*Ironclad Closet Award
*Vogon Award

12/2/2017 7:44:05 PM


• Dunning Krueger Award
• Cray cray for Pay Award
• Abuse Apologist Award

12/3/2017 11:36:54 AM

The Reptilian Jew

• Hannibal Lecter Wannabe of the Year
• Written One-Handed Award
• Armored Closet Award

12/3/2017 11:53:48 AM


• Jack Chick Memorial Award
• Evo Psycho of the Year
• Watchlist Award

12/3/2017 2:32:27 PM


Jack Chick Memorial Award
Tara Gillespie Award
Watchlist Award

First two are because fundie artists deserve special recognition (and bad spelling is a true artform too!). The third because it seems to be gaining votes already and I feel like it covers many of the same quotes and people that the Hannibal Lecter, Sicko, and Abuse Apologist category nominations would have covered.

12/5/2017 5:11:24 PM


• Watchlist Award
• Failed Statesman of the Year
• First World Problems Award

The first covers Abuse Apologist Award and Sicko of the Year while the second covers Xenophobe Award, Tankie Award, Eugenicist Award and Basement Brownshirt Award

12/6/2017 11:56:13 AM


That was hard.
I think I'll go with these:

• Neo-Dadaist Award
• No Fun Allowed Award
• Gold Medal in Mental Gymnastics

12/9/2017 6:14:28 AM

Lady Troodon

- Watchlist Award
- Vogan Award
- Armored Closet Award

12/10/2017 10:07:22 AM

Dizzy Dream

Gold Medal in Mental Gymnastics
Jack Chick Memorial Award
Watchlist Award

12/13/2017 1:10:02 PM

Jocasta McFucken

Jargon Schmargon Award
Jack Chick Memorial Award
Tara Gilesbie Award

12/17/2017 4:46:27 PM


When do we vote on quotes?

1/4/2018 10:49:50 AM


I gotta go with these:

Gold Medal in Mental Gymnastics
Jack Chick Memorial Award
Watchlist Award

Bizarro world was tempting, but it would sully my childhood to use it that way.

1/15/2018 3:06:21 PM


• Science Denialist Award
• Abuse Apologist Award
• No Fun Allowed Award

1/16/2018 3:06:23 AM


Jack Chick Award
Watchlist Award
Most Obnoxious Style Award

(The last was a real toss-up between that and Jargon Schmargon, but I felt Most Obnoxious Style covered that and a few others.)

1/16/2018 6:19:10 AM


Voting uver!! I'll have quote nominations up later today.

1/17/2018 9:24:33 AM

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