Tim #fundie apocalyptic.org

Nuclear explosions will light up the Eastern seaboard of the United States, Bill Clinton will declare Marshall law within the United States from his newly established throne in Israel. Chaos will insue on the North American continent. Food will be so scarce that people will start to eat one another as they do now in North Korea. Rich people will continue to try living their life-syle as if nothing happened, but will only be killed for their coveted possessions. Rich people will finally get their just reward—death and misery. There will be a 15 month period on earth where people will wish they could die but cannot. The poor will have already been dead because they couldn’t get enough to eat or could not afford a shelter to survive. China will take over the world in a swift thrust towards the Middle East, this will action will capture all the oil reserves and destroy as many people as they can, reducing the world population down to approximately 1 billion. The world as we know it will come to an end as Jesus Christ returns on a white horse with all of the believer in him around the year 2007. If he didn’t come back at this time the world would be completely destroyed. This is just the highlights of the troubles that the world is in for.

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