Quote# 13556

Wow, that sounds horrible! Poor gal, how terrifying!

I've not personally experienced this [being demonically attacked in ones dreams], perhaps reading your bible right before going to bed and leaving it open, especially the red lettering of Jesus' own words would be helpful. Is there anything in your home like statues, cds, or perhaps materials about witchcraft that you are not aware of? Is there anyone you know that's participating in witchcraft that's affecting your life? I've read personal accounts of satanic attacks like these especially when one is interceding for someone steeped in witchcraft.

I've already sent up a prayer for you and will continue to pray.

I believe!!!, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [8/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Shell

\"Is there anything in your home like statues, cds, or perhaps materials about witchcraft that you are not aware of?\"

You mean like HARRY POTTER BOOKS??

8/5/2006 2:39:00 AM

whitewater55

Reading your bible just before going to bed is the probable cause of your nightmares. Get a life, learn to live in the here and now, and you will be CURED! PRAISE JEEBUS!

8/5/2006 2:52:31 AM

whitewater55

The bible by the bedside is the source of your nightmares.

8/5/2006 2:54:27 AM

Hadanelith

whitewater55: Fuck jesus, PRAISE CTHULHU! IA! IA! Cthulhu ftagn!

8/5/2006 3:04:07 AM

Papabear

Assuming that reading one's Bible would help, why would leaving it open be of any additional benefit and why would a \"Jesus' words in red\" version be of additional benefit?

If there was anything in her home \"like statues, cds, or perhaps materials about witchcraft that you are not aware of,\" how would she be aware of them?

Hey, I believe!!!, I'm conducting a Satanic witchcraft ritual right now. Expect the demonic minions of Satan to visit you tonight. Bwhahahaha.

8/5/2006 4:16:36 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Funny, I've never been attacked by demons and yet I've got all kinds of materials that should attract them...

8/5/2006 4:24:11 AM

Papabear

NtC -- You've probably left your Bible open somewhere in your house. That might be driving the demons away.

8/5/2006 5:39:50 AM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Why on Earth would Jesus' words be in red? Is her Bible partially written in human blood?

8/5/2006 5:48:46 PM

Austin

\"Burn the Witch!\" award, please.

8/5/2006 6:40:51 PM

Mister Spak

Try leaving the dungeon masters guide open to the page
that has the protection from evil spell.

8/6/2006 5:57:17 PM

Crosis

<<< IA! IA! Cthulhu ftagn! >>>

What does that mean? (I know of Cthulhu, but the rest confuses me.)

8/7/2006 3:32:18 AM

David D.G.

Judging by the degree of scientific sophistication shown here, this looks almost worthy of a \"Proudly Marching Into The 17th Century\" Award.


~David D.G.

8/7/2006 8:29:41 PM

tracer

Why on Earth would Jesus' words be in red? Is her Bible partially written in human blood?

Heh, no. Some editions of the KJV have the words of Christ in red, so that they'll stand out.

Maybe that's the demonic-dream-attack victim's problem. She's using one of those half-assed bibles written with all black type.

8/8/2006 6:32:42 PM

Redhunter

\"Is there anything in your home like statues, cds, or perhaps materials about witchcraft that you are not aware of?\"

That's fucking funny. Yes! There are lots of things in my house that I'm not aware of! The insulation guys filled my walls with black cats and 'Marilyn Manson' CD's.

Maybe your house is on an Ancient Indian Burial Ground!

The one thing in her house that is most definately filled with ghastly images and unspeakable acts of cruelty is the bible you keep near the bed! And it isn't the devel doing most of it either. This is kind of a spoiler warning if you haven't gotten to the end yet, but jesus and god are baby killers. The ending is okay, but they leave it open for a sequel.

8/15/2006 9:47:57 AM

DCoke

Cds???

They're on freaking computers.

8/28/2006 4:32:22 PM

Esjeur

Just ask that His Noodly Appendage keep you safe while you sleep.

3/25/2007 12:13:38 AM

DGen

Look up 'sleep paralysis'.

7/5/2008 5:40:12 AM

ozznova

You know, I've had dreams demons were attacking me too.

WHEN I WOKE UP, they were no longer there. Hint hint hint.

7/5/2008 7:53:22 AM

Rumpleforeskin

Oh noes! You had a bad dream! Quick, get ALL the books in the house and hit yourself over the head with them repeatedly. Try to concentrate on using the Bible mostly though as it's probably the only book in your house without a TV schedule in it!

3/9/2010 8:46:54 AM

Philbert McAdamia

> for someone steeped in witchcraft. <

steeped in witchcraft
is that like Boiled in Oil?
Ordained in The Church?
Lucky in Love?
Seethed in Mother's Milk?
Stuck in Lodi Again?
Up to One's Eyeballs in Bullshit?

3/9/2010 9:30:05 AM

Big Chicken Dinner

What the hell, I have all kinds of statues and CDs in my house, and maybe some materials about witchcraft that I might not be aware of.

How come I never get any demons?

2/17/2011 7:47:48 AM

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