Quote# 13582

Ok well. Let God judge you? Oh boy will you regret those words when you have to stand before the Thrown of Judgement and you hear the words "I do not know thee.". Do you have any idea how much pain you shall suffer? An eternity in the lake of fire. you will not die. your flesh will not burn off. Maggots will eat at you forever and there's no escape and no end. Accpet God while there's still time. Dedicate yourself to him. He sent his son to die on the cross FOR YOU and you tell people this??? There's still a chance. [Followed by more of the same]

CowboyLee, Backpage.com 31 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Sierra

you will not die. your flesh will not burn off. Maggots will eat at you forever


Yea, don't know much about maggots, do ya? Maggots eat dead flesh, and only dead flesh. If you can't die, you can't be eaten by maggots.

8/5/2006 4:11:48 AM

CousinTed

How would maggots survive in a lake of fire?

8/5/2006 4:14:13 AM

joey444

Of course, you already are dead, having seen god and all.


Love religions that work on scare tactics.

8/5/2006 4:14:39 AM

Napoleon the Clown

@CowboyLee:
Oh boy will you regret those words when you have to stand before the Thrown of Judgement and you hear the words \"I do not know thee.\"

So God's either a liar or not omniscient.

8/5/2006 4:40:25 AM

Hadanelith

The terror! I must convert! [/sarcasm]

Fuck you, and fuck your asshole god. I'd rather burn for eternity than kiss ass for such a diety.

8/5/2006 4:47:30 AM

Amos

... and He loves you.

8/5/2006 4:50:16 AM

Papabear

Why should I dedicate myself to someone who would have my thrown into a lake of fire and/or eaten by maggots?

8/5/2006 5:02:00 AM

JadedRevenge

Are the magots there because they didn't accept Jesus? So hypocritical, God is love, thats why he devised such an awful system of pointless torture.

8/5/2006 5:33:16 AM

SPark2001

\"He sent his son to die on the cross FOR YOU and you tell people this???\"

Everytime I have someone say this to me, I can't help but wonder what this actually means. Does this mean that Jesus died to give me a way to avoid going to hell after I die? If so, then what about everyone who died before Jesus showed up?

8/5/2006 5:42:16 AM

Jeibi

When I first read this I accidently read that one line as \"Escape God while there's still time.\" Would've made more sense, actually.

8/5/2006 6:12:59 AM

Ice

Oh, for crying out loud, the blasted lake of fire is here for the past 1500 years, come up with something original already!

8/5/2006 6:19:53 AM

Tiny Bulcher

SPark2001: I've never understood this either. I mean, what's the idea? - did God say one morning, \"Oh, dear, I appear to have condemned everybody to eternal torment, because their mommy and daddy didn't follow orders. Tell you what, I've got this son I've never told anybody about. I'll send him down to be born as a man, and he'll get nailed to a cross, die, and then jump up again. Everybody who believes this story can then live with me, while everybody else is still stuck with the eternal torment thing. Yeah, that'll put everything right.\" And people wonder why I don't understand Christianity.

8/5/2006 8:33:55 AM

NonHomogenized

\"... and He loves you.\"

That reminds me of something that I've been mulling over for a while now.

Does fundamentalist religion remind anyone else of a twisted \"The Aristocrats\" joke?

8/5/2006 9:04:39 AM

What the...?

Does the thrown of judgement actually throw you into fire because thrown is past tense. I guess throw of judgment would be where I'd stand before \"god.\"

And, yes I already accpet god. He is my pet. My precious pet. I named him acc.

8/5/2006 1:07:10 PM

JustinGG

Oh, for crying out loud, the blasted lake of fire is here for the past 1500 years, come up with something original already


Nothing but a horrible Jennifer Lopez/Freddie Prinze Jr. movie (directed by Michael Bay) which never ends for all eternity. And the popcorn will have no butter!

8/5/2006 2:05:56 PM

DragonScholar

I love people who'se ultimate attitude is \"follow me or after you die bad things will happen, really!\"

8/5/2006 2:56:06 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

And even if all that is true, you'd get used to it.

By the way, is it just me or are the Google Ads really inappropriate?

8/5/2006 5:52:03 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

\"I do not know thee\"??? Well, if gawd said that to me, I think I'd laugh out loud because the very idea of it speaking like an 18th century Quaker is rather ridiculous.

8/5/2006 7:08:05 PM

Shell

The \"Thrown of Judgement\"? Is that one of those fancy wrestling moves?

8/5/2006 10:34:40 PM

Crosis

So much for your God's mercy. Or justice. Or just about anything good, for that matter.

8/6/2006 1:03:27 AM

Lucifer (Call me Lucy)

Actually, that boy (nice kid, he used to come over and play poker) died to prove a point, which you humans didn't get.
Oh, well, guess I'd better call Bush and tell him the Apocalypse has been set off for next millenia AGAIN...

8/6/2006 3:06:33 AM

Julian

You might want some professional help about those fantasies of yours Cowboy - and not the black leather and whips kind of professional help either.

8/6/2006 3:26:49 AM

LibKitten

I am not a perfect person, but I am a good person. If god could torture me for eternity in spite of that, he is not a god that deserves my worship.

8/6/2006 5:29:51 AM

storme

Sinners in the hands of a sociopathic God award?

8/6/2006 11:10:12 AM

Mister Spak

\" you have to stand before the
Thrown of Judgement . . .\"

Its an ejection chair that ejects you into
heaven or hell. Sort of like the talking hat
in the Harry Potter movie.

8/6/2006 6:13:18 PM

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