Ok well. Let God judge you? Oh boy will you regret those words when you have to stand before the Thrown of Judgement and you hear the words "I do not know thee.". Do you have any idea how much pain you shall suffer? An eternity in the lake of fire. you will not die. your flesh will not burn off. Maggots will eat at you forever and there's no escape and no end. Accpet God while there's still time. Dedicate yourself to him. He sent his son to die on the cross FOR YOU and you tell people this??? There's still a chance. [Followed by more of the same]
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you will not die. your flesh will not burn off. Maggots will eat at you forever
Yea, don't know much about maggots, do ya? Maggots eat dead flesh, and only dead flesh. If you can't die, you can't be eaten by maggots.
@CowboyLee
Oh boy will you regret those words when you have to stand before the Thrown of Judgement and you hear the words "I do not know thee."
So God's either a liar or not omniscient.
"He sent his son to die on the cross FOR YOU and you tell people this???"
Everytime I have someone say this to me, I can't help but wonder what this actually means. Does this mean that Jesus died to give me a way to avoid going to hell after I die? If so, then what about everyone who died before Jesus showed up?
Oh, for crying out loud, the blasted lake of fire is here for the past 1500 years, come up with something original already!
SPark2001: I've never understood this either. I mean, what's the idea? - did God say one morning, "Oh, dear, I appear to have condemned everybody to eternal torment, because their mommy and daddy didn't follow orders. Tell you what, I've got this son I've never told anybody about. I'll send him down to be born as a man, and he'll get nailed to a cross, die, and then jump up again. Everybody who believes this story can then live with me, while everybody else is still stuck with the eternal torment thing. Yeah, that'll put everything right." And people wonder why I don't understand Christianity.
Oh, for crying out loud, the blasted lake of fire is here for the past 1500 years, come up with something original already
Nothing but a horrible Jennifer Lopez/Freddie Prinze Jr. movie (directed by Michael Bay) which never ends for all eternity. And the popcorn will have no butter!
Actually, that boy (nice kid, he used to come over and play poker) died to prove a point, which you humans didn't get.
Oh, well, guess I'd better call Bush and tell him the Apocalypse has been set off for next millenia AGAIN...
Obviously, these must be asbestos maggots. So we've got asbestos-related complications waiting for us the hereafter as well, apparently. I guess it's no surprise that Satan hasn't got OSHA approval.
~David D.G.
So are there any good maggots? Maggots that go to heaven?
He sent his son to die? I thought they are the same dude. If god is everywhere always then dying for a few hours and then spending a weekend in hell isn't such a big deal. He's everywhere, he wouldv'e been there anyway, yes?
Can't you see how much god loves you? He's willing to send you to a neverending fire to be consumed by maggots he loves you so much.
Yes, what follows is that we women are sexual slaves. So, the problem of homosexuals is that they have liberated us. And by the way, that´s what Christ say, not the guy before.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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