TSlidec #fundie reddit.com

Rule of thumb:

* If a woman is at the gym, don't hit on her.

* if a woman is in class, don't hit on her.

* if a woman is at the store, don't hit on her.

* if a woman is at church, don't hit on her.

* If a woman is at work, definitely don't hit on her.

* if a woman is walking late at night or in a parking lot, DO NOT HIT ON HER OR RUN REALLY FAST BEHIND HER. She will actually think you're trying to murder her.

Really, just be out in the day, do your normal routine, and see if the woman makes eye contact with you repeatedly (don't stare, but occasionally glance over at odd second intervals). If she does, walk up slowly and say hi in a timid voice, introduce yourself and ask about what she is doing (if at a coffee shop, ask about her drink). Bring out your phone and white knight on reddit.

Make light banter while defending women. If she's looking like she wants to leave (holding tight to her bag, glancing away, checking her phone, blinking quickly, breathing rapidly) wish her a good day (m'lady) and leave quickly. If she curls her hair behind her ear, makes direct eye contact a lot, and smiles--get those digits.

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