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Lady Checkmate's headline: "Far-leftese (alt-leftese)...yes, they speak a different language"

A *CM I respect, Mick Williams, posted this glossary of far left/alt left terms and their definitions. I smile every time I read them because they're so true. Check it out:

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*CM = Community Member (Mick Williams)
**This does NOT apply to traditional Democrats, imho, but I would have to confirm that with the author.

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old comment by Pharaoh Bastethotep

Alt-left: Anyone but Donald Trump, Lady Checkmate and Lady Checkmate's sycophants.

Alternative Facts: Lies.

Communism: Not believing that rubber barons should be allowed to screw over everyone and everything else for short-sighted, unsubstainable gain in the name of Mammon (unless it's something that offends my worldview).

Cuck: Someone who is saner than me, especially a man of whose happy relationship I am jealous off.

Cuckservative: Conservative; not insane rabid bigotted wingnut.

Degeneracy: Any sexual deviancy I am not into it. Not to be confused with Healthy Male Sexuality.

Fake News: Facts.

Family Values: A legalistic, overly narrow. profoundly twisted, unrealistic ideal of family. Anything that deviates even in the slightest from it is to be suppressed.

Healthy Male Sexuality: Male-on-female sexual predation. Not to be confused with Degeneracy.

Pick-Up Artist: Skirtchaser. Practices Healthy Male Sexuality and is not at all degenerate.

Political Correctness: Not being chauvinist.

Red Pill: A horrible mind-rotting drug.

SJW: Someone more socially conscious than "aggressively apathetic.

old comment by KingOfRhye

"Far-leftese (alt-leftese)...yes, they speak a different language"

OK, this doesn't make any fucking sense. Reading that, you'd think it would be a list of what their strawman version of liberals would think of as the definitions of certain words, right? But, no, it's a list of conservative definitions of words used by liberals. But again, no, because he can't at least be consistent in his own stupid joke I guess, and the definitions of racism and hate speech are what he thinks liberals define them as.

So, in other words, Mick, you not only can't draw worth shit, your attempts at comedy (or commentary or whatever you call it) are are illogical and poorly constructed.

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