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Lady Checkmate's headline: "Atheist's Lies: "I used to be a Christian"

(Youtube video follows: https://youtu.be/MxbYXIZgc-s

Lady Checkmate:
That's one of their funniest lines lies.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion  9 Comments [3/22/2018 11:22:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

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Jocasta McFucken

A recent comment from Lady Cuntface in the same thread:

"Humbly, this is what I've noticed: Prodigals return, reprobates don't. Prodigals don't necessarily deny God, even if they reject Him or rebel for a season, but reprobates/atheists deny God even exists. Remember, you told God to get out of your life and go, but you NEVER denied his existence, brother. That was a prodigal's response, i.e., prodigal behavior."

Prodigal (prod·i·gal) 'präd?g?l/

adjective
1. spending money or resources freely and recklessly; wastefully extravagant.
2. having or giving something on a lavish scale.

Prodigal

noun
3. a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant way.

She says "prodigal" about eight times and gets the meaning wrong each time. Previously, she talked quoted from the book of "Revelations".
For someone with a Bible lodged in her asshole, you'd think she'd take the time to learn what it's saying.


3/22/2018 11:38:10 AM

Kanna

Telling other people how they used to think in the past and how they think now - honestly, Lady, what an arrogant and supercilious attitude you have toward others. There isn't just one recipe to make a Christian, and there isn't just one recipe to make an atheist.

3/22/2018 12:06:02 PM

Happy Atheist

Schrodinger's Christian.

If they never come back they were never a Christian.
If they do come back they were always a Christian.

In the time between, they exist in a simultaneous state of both atheist and Christian that can only be resolved by observation of their position at death.

3/22/2018 12:12:42 PM

Malingspann

Suppose this way of thinking got applied to other areas:

I used to be a car owner, but I sold my car.

That means you never were a car owner!

I was born in the US, but when I was 25, I moved to Canada.

So you never were an American!

I quit being a vegetarian two years ago.

In other words: you never were a vegetarian to begin with!

3/22/2018 12:53:53 PM

creativerealms

Oh now she is using the "no former Christians." Argument. Nice.

3/22/2018 1:30:39 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Prodigal
noun
3. a person who spends money in a recklessly extravagant way.


Not tithing to L.C.'s church, stealing from Jesus.

3/22/2018 1:35:35 PM

Anon-e-moose

Jonathan Edwards.

Checkmate, Lady.

3/22/2018 5:29:54 PM

Chloe

I was a Christian. Now I'm an apatheist.

3/23/2018 4:22:17 AM

Doubting Thomas

Gee, I didn't know the first 30 years of my life were a lie.

3/23/2018 6:28:10 AM

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