Quote# 13746

It is obvious that Iran is not going to comply with the UN call to stop the nuclear weapons activities. After a rejection by Iran, America should make a full Declaration of War (including total news medai censorship) against Iran and all those that support or are associated with the Iranian philosophy (Hezbollah, Hamas, Syria, El Sadar, etc.). In order to soften up Iran, nuclear weapons should be used to eliminate all military targets, then America should take over all oil production in Iran then implement: 1)American take over of the oil and only reward the Sunni, Shiites, and Kurds when they behave properly. If they don't behave, they starve.

Clirus, Christian Forums 31 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Dante's Virgil

Thankfully, you are not in charge of the army or the media.

And as opposed to violence as I am, I would personally track you down if you were the one in charge.

8/11/2006 11:53:38 AM

NotMe

Yeah, let's ban everything that has a link to Iran. Fuck, why isn't my car running anymore? Why aren't the shops selling shampoo?

What? My flight to Amsterdam was cancelled? Bastards!

PS: If America starts throwing nukes, they are fucked because the international community will put some embargo's on America.

8/11/2006 12:04:14 PM

Pike

Sure, after nuking Iran, it's going to be a while before the radiactive fallout allows anyone to take control of any oil fields.

8/11/2006 1:36:29 PM

David D.G.

This guy is describing the equivalent of a foreign policy based on the same mentality as that of gang turf fights. I certainly hope (and pray, though I'm not sure to what) that our leaders, elected or otherwise, never sink to this level at least.


~David D.G.

8/11/2006 1:58:47 PM

Star Cluster

Pike: What I was thinking. These people that come up with these \"plans\" just don't think beyond what they say they would do. There are consequences of any action, the consequences for this scenario would be severe.

8/11/2006 2:04:32 PM

Julian

Wow - so just as the 2nd Gulf War was a complete cluster-fuck compared to the first, we can have a 2nd Iran/Iraq war where you play the Iraqi's.

How's that going to work? The recruiters are going to have to start press ganging in the malls. Blowing up your unemployed is such a good way to rig the stats.

8/11/2006 2:04:52 PM

Ricky

He must be a Compassionate Conservative

8/11/2006 2:21:55 PM

The Josh

Silly heretics, trying to purport themselves as Christians.

And I bet this one even thinks that we should put any and all Iranian-Americans in concentration camps, too.

\"No experiment can be more interesting than that we are now trying, and which we trust will end in establishing the fact, that man may be governed by reason and truth. Our first object should therefore be, to leave open to him all the avenues to truth. The most effectual hitherto found, is the freedom of the press. It is, therefore, the first shut up by those who fear the investigation of their actions.\" --Thomas Jefferson to John Tyler

You, sir, are un-American. Contradicting the founding fathers, and one of our most highly-regarded traditional American values, that of the free press, only adds to your being a hypocritical, un-Christian nitwit.

But that's just my opinion. I have no right to judge you. That's up to God. I'll leave the judging in His most capable hands.

8/11/2006 3:02:24 PM

Papabear

\"It is obvious that Iran is not going to comply with the UN call to stop the nuclear weapons activities.\"

I think that is likely to be true.


\"After a rejection by Iran, America should make a full Declaration of War (including total news medai censorship) against Iran and all those that support or are associated with the Iranian philosophy (Hezbollah, Hamas, Syria, El Sadar, etc.).\"

I think that is a patently bad, horrible, short-sighted, gut-level response from a socially crippled conservatard.

As to your censorship idea, I'm reminded of this statement (I forget who said it first) \"The first casualty of war is the truth.\"



\"In order to soften up Iran, nuclear weapons should be used to eliminate all military targets, then America should take over all oil production in Iran\"

That would create environmental damage on a newly huge scale.

Also, almost every nation in the world would be immediately turned against us.

And, it would create a humanitarian disaster of unprecedented scale. Millions of innocent Iranians would be killed or injured, damaged by radiation. Fallout would spread, probably to some of our former friends.

Much of the oil boon you foresee would be unattainable because of the radio-active contamination.



\"then implement: 1)American take over of the oil and only reward the Sunni, Shiites, and Kurds when they behave properly. If they don't behave, they starve.\"

You truly are a stupid piece of work, aren't you. You are confusing Iraq with Iran.

8/11/2006 3:54:54 PM

Timwilkins1@bigpond.com

Wow. I'm a right wing Australian, served 10 years in the Army, even kinda support the initial premise of Gulf War II... but BOY has this guy missed the plot! Talk about Armegeddon as self fulfilling prophecy?! OK, so, I have $5... who's with me to hire a bounty hunter so we can literally have him tied to a chair, so we can all ask him how his ideas for Middle Eastern peace tie in with Christian teachings of love, and forgiveness?

8/11/2006 4:32:10 PM

niccomm

well, seeing as how you included point 1), but not 2) or 3), your plan is about as well thought out as Bush's plan.
Start a war, steal their oil, censor the media, keep people in the dark, starve them to death... it's the Christian way.

8/11/2006 5:04:53 PM

Hadanelith

This goes so far beyond disastrous that it is terrifying to contemplate. Nuking the Middle East would truly bring about the end of the world as we know it.

8/11/2006 5:13:49 PM

joey444

They have nukes?

We should launch nukes at them! They'd never have a reaction to that!

8/11/2006 5:35:53 PM

Grey Area

\"Nuking the Middle East would truly bring about the end of the world as we know it.\"

The truly scary thing is that most of these fundies would see that as a desirable outcome.

Albeit briefly......

8/11/2006 7:07:57 PM

tracer

You, sir, are un-American. Contradicting the founding fathers, and one of our most highly-regarded traditional American values, that of the free press, only adds to your being a hypocritical, un-Christian nitwit.

Nonsense! Thomas Jefferson only intended for Freedom of the Press to apply to Christian authors. It says so in the Bible.

8/11/2006 10:06:15 PM

Crosis

And this is Exhibit #13,792 of \"Why You Will Never Be President, and Why the Rest of Us Are Eternally Grateful for That Fact\".

8/12/2006 1:38:22 AM

Scott

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Iran on bended knee for the UN to make peace with it and allow it to have a nuclear program? I remember reading somewhere that they want to negotiate it...

8/12/2006 2:14:17 AM

h2whoa

Presumably them we should nuke America for failing to comply with the UN over the invasion of Iraq?

8/12/2006 11:15:19 AM

MAGPie

I'd hate to be this guy's child.

8/14/2006 8:25:46 PM

Sandman

This is the first time I have ever heard of a pre-emptive nuclear strike as \"softening up.\"

Gonna be hard to \"take over oil production\" on a glowing, radioactive glass sheet.

8/15/2006 6:04:07 PM

Anonymoose

El Sadar? Isn't that a stadium in Pamplona, Spain?

So now there's a fundie-nutbar fatwa against sports arenas?

Man, it just gets more and more painfully idiotic.

8/16/2006 2:51:03 AM

Matilde

And then they kill innocent people anyway and they are as evil as its evil opponent, mocking the religion they are supposely serving.

8/16/2006 3:55:02 PM

Redhunter

MAGPie said: \"I'd hate to be this guy's child.\"

Or his parent.

\"nuclear weapons should be used\"

What kind of Playstation thinking is that?

8/17/2006 11:47:16 AM

Adrian

So, according to Clirus:

- Iranian fundie fucktards getting nuclear capacity: bad

but

- USian fundie fuckmonkey with his finger on the button of hundred times the amount of nukes Iran can hope to produce: good?

Talk about double standards...

Of course, I'd sleep better if nobody (and particularly no fundie fucktard) had the bomb...

8/19/2006 10:31:36 PM

Maronan

Here's a better idea: Let's dismantle every nuclear weapon the US has. How can we condemn Iran for working on nuclear weapons when we're stockpiling them ourselves? That's rather hypocritical, don't you think?

8/28/2006 5:54:27 AM

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