Giving escorts fake money
Joke thought experiment
I don’t see escorts but I just had this idea to get you incels laid consistently
Go to independent escort for outcall (call her with vpn or fake number)
Bang her
Leave her couple fake $100 bills
Dip
What is she gonna do?
You can go on a slaying spree with this method
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Manbabies in Britain.
Fake the new plastic £5 & £10 notes: their see -through design.
Our £50 notes are as rare as one of your kind actually finding a girlfriend.
A little flaw in your 'Thought Experiment'.
I's a joke , alright.
My son's classmate had a brilliant idea. He forged a couple of $100 bills and spent them at Taco Bell and McDonald's.
Including the Taco Bell he worked at.
They were HORRIBLE fakes. the person at the drive-through, who handles cash ALL GODDAMNED DAY realized they were fake the instant she touched it. But she took it, gave him the change and his tacos, turned him in to the cops for counterfeiting, made a positive ID (because the son-bitch was always late for his shift), and he was turned over to the feds.
He did not cross the stage with his class that spring...
If the OP is LUCKY, he'll be turned in to the feds.
If not, he'll be pointed out to her pimp...
Like they don't have enough shit on their plate without assholes like you.
Also, in my experience, outcalls are expensive as hell, usually twice as much as incalls. But you're not brave enough to go to her , are you?
Yet another brilliant scheme that will go off without a hitch, to be sure.
Where the hell do these retards keep coming from? Is there an idiot generating wormhole somewhere that keeps spitting these dumbfucks out, like where the enemies spawn from?
I just wanna see the look on your face just before her pimp finds your bloody, retarded ass and does, well what pimps are known for to it. You might survive but you`ll probably never again as much as masturbate.
I don't know where you people are, but where I am "call girls" usually have agencies, not pimps. It's a rather different thing than streetwalkers.
On topic: So when you say you want to "fuck girls" it's not really about the sexual definition of "fuck", that's just a bonus sometimes. Got it.
Oh, brilliant idea. We now have plastic money with little cellophane windows, designed to be difficult to counterfeit. By all means, though, knock yourself out with you're little scheme - or someone else will.
What a great idea! What do those street-savy "femoids" have against this brilliant plan?
By all means Chillhop, please do record the entire as proof of your exploits. Because it doesn't look like anyone who replied in that thread thinks that's a good idea.
Confused?
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