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“Now I get it. Robert Mueller is a little sex-obsessed pervert jealous @realDonaldTrump was a billionaire Playboy with beautiful starlets & playmates. CLEARLY Mueller has never been attractive to a woman is his life. Now it all makes sense. #MUELLERPERVERT”
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Yeah! It's not like we care if Trump really committed any of those sexual abuses or had affairs or anything. Muller's just jealous! So what if Trump is a sexual pig that shops for new wives at the Miss Universe Billionaire's Meat Market? He's rich, so it's allowed! Muller's just jealous! He doesn't pay income tax? He's a genius! Now we're all jealous!
"It's hog boilin' time!" - Fanny Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhh.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of your perverted EMPRAH! passing you by on his way down, down, down...
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Tick-tock rednecks, perverts and other shots, tick-tock, enjoy the taste of your worthless victory while it still lasts.
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Donnie at his best. Now, what were you saying about Mueller?
...therefore Doug 'Piranha' Jones must an utterly amoral depravo far worse than Caligula, amirite Dwayne Ale-inn Rooty-Toot-Toot?!
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And it's the fundies who - these days - bang on & on about 'Bad is Good, and Good is Bad'?!
Josh Buggar must have completely warped their 'Christian Worldview', considering how they backed Roy Less fully: his paedophilia and all.
a lawyer that needed their own lawyer who needed their own lawyer!!!
Lawyer-ception!
Uh Mueller has nothing to do with the raid on Trump's Lawyer or the Stormy situation. They are an unrelated incident that happened to have been in investigation for a while.
The Russia investigation and the Stormy situation are not connected at all. Except for Trump that is.
Was that supposed to be an insult to Mueller? Or was that supposed to serve as an argument against his investigation? Because if either one is the case, you can't ask for more proof that the republican majini that keeps defending their Fat Nixon has no argument, or defense. They have absolutely nothing.
I'm sure Mueller is sobbing into his martini about what an irrelevant lunatic has to say about him on Twitter. He's too busy saving the world.
I'm well aware that since I'm not quite a 10, Fat Nixon wouldn't want to anything to do with me, but hypothetically, if he did try to paw at me, I'd break his tiny fucking hands. Some women do have standards, & he falls so far beneath them that he might as well cease to exist.
Uh Mueller has nothing to do with the raid on Trump's Lawyer
That's not exactly true. The evidence that was used to get the warrant for Cohen came from Mueller. Since it didn't have anything to do with his investigation, but WAS a sign of a crime, Mueller simply forwarded it to the interested parties.
@The Crimson Ghost
Fat Nixon
There can be no Fake Tan... in the White House.
...oh, and as Tricky Dicky made the most important phone call from the White House to messrs. Armstrong, Aldrin & Collins in 1969, here is the most important Tweet from the International Space Station:
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@ creativerealmsThe Russia investigation (?)
Oh, you must mean "this Rusher thing". OK, I get it now.
... he might as well cease to exist.
You're getting me excited. Trump ceasing to exist. Oh, Baby.
@ Philbert- Easy, now. Don't make me get the hose. Although I agree with you; Donald no longer existing is as sexy as Chris Evans serving me Mai Tais in his underwear.
The only thing I want to read about regarding Fat Nixon is his obituary. His death should be declared an international holiday.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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