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One man, named Marco, approached me on the bus while I was in West Hollywood for surgery in 2009. Marco was friendly and a nice person, but as we conversed, he brought up the topic of homosexuality. He said that he had lived in San Francisco for 12 years. He said that he didn't have a problem with homosexuality. I replied, “Well I do.” An African American woman sitting across the bus isle gave me a dirty look, like, how dare you! Marco was testing me, to see how I felt about homosexuality. I have had this happen to me numerous times by gays, who test people to see where they stand on the issue. It's important that we as God's children (that is, as Bible-believing, born-again, blood cleansed, Christ-honoring, Christians) don't allow homosexuals to force us into their sick and perverted mindset.

By telling Marco that I disapproved of homosexuality, that spoke volumes concerning where I stood morally on the matter. He chose quickly to change the topic, which is what I wanted. Learn to tell gays that you are NOT ok with it. The more that you stand up for the truth, the less problems you will have with them. If you fail to address the issue right away, you may have a homosexual trying to become closer to you, likely with sex on their agenda. Gays frequently test people to see where they stand, because they're looking for like-minded perverts. They may mistake your kindness as weakness or God forbid, queerality (that a new word I just invented). Truly, homosexuals are queer as can be, which is an abomination in God's eyes. An abomination is a sin coupled with disgust. It's something that really upsets the Lord and provokes His anger.

Please realize that homosexuals, cross-dressers and transvestites all come from the same rotten fruit bowl. They're sick spiritually. Television has been portraying gays as two handsome young men with charming personalities sharing a public kiss. I agree with comedian George Carlin who said, “I'll never understand how any man can look at another man's hairy a*s and say, 'I think I'm in love.'” Homosexuals are weirdoes, perverts and sick-minded people. The most unsettling thing is the large number of homosexuals and lesbians that are now in high positions of government, judges and law enforcement. Genesis 19 is right around the corner! From the youngest to the oldest, Sodom's homosexuals forcefully laid siege against Lot's home, trying to break the door down to sodomize the Christians. If it happened then, it can happen again, and will, it's just a matter of time.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 16 Comments [7/10/2018 9:59:41 AM]
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Thinking Allowed

So Dave, what part of the story are you not telling us. Personally, I am of the opinion that it never took place.

7/10/2018 10:19:46 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Truly, homosexuals are queer as can be, which is an abomination in God's eyes.

"Queer", in its original meaning means "strange, weird°, In other words, you believe that being different is evil.
Bloody Dursley.

7/10/2018 10:43:17 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Lot was a Christian?

Stewie went to Hollywood bashing gays?

7/10/2018 11:13:41 AM

KingOfRhye

I agree with comedian George Carlin who said, “I'll never understand how any man can look at another man's hairy a*s and say, 'I think I'm in love.'”


First of all, I just googled that, and I can't find where he said that. Secondly, WTF is up with all these people invoking him lately? Does David actually realize what Carlin's attitude towards Christianity and religion in general was??? I'm pretty damn sure he was no homophobe either. Remember he had the famous bit about how it makes no sense that Christians are against both abortion and homosexuals, because after all, homosexuals generally don't have abortions....

And besides, not all male asses are hairy, anyway. ;-)

7/10/2018 11:57:07 AM

K

Carlin's routine on gays was that it's disgusting only because you've been conditioned.

It was close to:

"If you're in a dark room and someone starts touching you and loving you and kissing you and stroking you and you're getting into it, and then the lights come on, society has taught you to jump back and shout, "AIEEE! It's a MAN!" But you were enjoying it..." ?

7/10/2018 12:14:23 PM



I see nothing wrong with a homosexual testing someone to see how they feel about homosexuality. It's still a touchy subject. Davey your story proves that it needs to be done.

Oh and quoting Carlin? Lol. The man hated everything you stood for.

7/10/2018 12:56:27 PM

Swede

Force you into their mindset, or force you to realize you're in the closet...?

No, it just spoke volumes concerning how much of a bigot and a homophobe you are.
Loving men or loving women are just as moral as the other.

And we can learn to tell bigots that we're NOT OK with it.

So, you have never started a conversation with a woman with sex on your agenda, testing where she stands?

Yup, it upsets the Lord so much and provokes his anger so much that it's RIGHT up there with the top Commandments, the very worst of the Deadly Sins!
Oh, wait...

What, in your mind, Kiddydiddler, is the difference between a cross-dresser and a transvestite?
Is it perhaps your convoluted, perverted way of saying transgender people?

But you understand how any woman can look at a man's hairy a*s and say "I think I'm in love"?

Kiddydiddlers like you are weirdos, perverts and sick-minded people, Kiddydiddler.

No, that's Sodom's inhospitable.

7/10/2018 1:07:42 PM

heleninedinburgh

It's important that we as God's children (that is, as Bible-believing, born-again, blood cleansed, Christ-honoring, Christians) don't allow homosexuals to force us into their sick and perverted mindset.


"Because I'm fine in my own sick and perverted mindset, thank you."

If this fellow a)exists, b)talked to Dave, and c)was preparing to try to get off with him (don't flatter yourself by the way, duckie), at least he d)was chatting up an adult, and e)took 'no' for an answer. Unlike some people we could mention.

7/10/2018 2:02:31 PM

Anon-e-moose

What were your thoughts on Ted Haggard...

...before a certain day, Davey-boy?!

7/10/2018 3:22:31 PM



The African-American woman's name? Alberta Einstein! She probably also bribed you with $100 to get you to shut up!

7/10/2018 5:09:36 PM

Rix

I think the comedian he's trying to quote is Sam Kinison and he was just doing a comedy bit.

7/10/2018 7:14:08 PM

Raspberry

Yeah, I also went looking for that Carlin quote too and could not find it. The only hits are Dipshit's website and his quote here on FSTDT. While not impossible that Carlin could have said something like that, Dipshit's presentation of it is devoid of context. As in providing the punchline or laugh without the intellectually honest or "straight shooting" part of his thoughts on the matter.

I've heard just about every recorded routine Carlin put out so if it's real this would have almost certainly have to have been from an interview. I could see Carlin making a crack like that but following up with "but I'd never condemn someone for the love they hold for another human being even if I couldn't understand it personally". That, to me, would sound like the man I came to understand while I was growing up.

But hey, I'm playing apologetics not only based on what I understand of Carlin, but the fact the whole thing is incomplete and probably bullshit one way or another anyway.

Suck it, Dave.


7/10/2018 7:34:52 PM

Raspberry

@Rix

Yeah, it looks like you are correct. It was allegedly Kinison and the quote as I find it online is one line in isolation.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?


Which again is incomplete and there is certainly more context beyond that line for better or worse. So Dipshit is not only paraphrasing, assuming the quote is not entirely fake, and hasn't attributed the "correct" comedian either way.

One quote claimed this was from a routine he performed on HBO in 1984, yet another claims it was HBO in 1985, which could only refer to HBO's Rodney Dangerfield's Ninth Annual Young Comedians Special. But, I just watched that entire 11 minute bit and it is *not* a part of that performance. (see it here)

7/10/2018 8:46:32 PM

Canadiest

"we as God's children (that is, as Bible-believing, born-again, blood cleansed, Christ-honoring, Christians)"

You're not fooling anyone.

7/11/2018 4:54:10 AM

creativerealms

Huh Davie the sodomites were not trying to sodomize Christians. They didn't want Lot or his wife and daughters. They wanted the divine angels.

7/11/2018 7:40:58 AM

Titania

They're here, they're queer...which is one thing you got right, Davey. Here's another thing: blokes like Marco don't abuse little girls, she would be perfectly safe with him.

You couldn't say the same, rock spider.

7/12/2018 2:34:09 AM

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